I don't know how it'll turn out!

I'll try the joke here.....

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I emptied my spam box earlier tonight and in the last couple of hours I've been :-..

Guaranteed a $100K loan Guaranteed penis extension to 12"..

All the prescription drugs I need and a few I don't..

As much viagra as I want..

3 rolex watches, 2 teenage girls and a woman who wants me to be her hero ..

Amazing what you can get on the web these days.................

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William Harvey, defending a DUI charge in court in Perth, Scotland, in February, told the judge that his high blood-alcohol reading was because he has a "balloon-like" pouch in his neck (sort of like a pelican's) that collects most of the alcohol he swallows and therefore makes it seem that he is much more inebriated than he really is. (He was convicted.)