Down Hummingbird Lane

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Steve and his wife were on their way to the airport and passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.

Steve's wife glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."

"No," Steve corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."

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One crazy day in the clinic, I saw a nurse hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell him to fill it up in the bathroom.

A few minutes later, he returned to the nurse's station, holding the empty cup in his hand. "I didn't need this, after all," he said.

"There was a toilet in there."