Oh....Yah..... Put up a "No Solicitations" sign....that will end it.....
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A 45 year old woman was arrested in San Antonio, Texas after a after a
mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed
in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought in for an oil change.
According to the police, the woman later said she didn't realize that the
mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil.
A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room.
While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits
down next to him.
The newcomer stutters, "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here?"
The man replies, "I am waiting to see the doctor."
"W wwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see hhim?"
The man replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem.
"A pp prostate ppp problem, wwhat's ttthat?"
"Well, if you must know.
I pee like you talk."
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