Ice storm tonight....

Damn, Canuk's sending their cold weather down to us............

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That Snowman can catch the big ones....................................

Got to be crazy................................................................
What.....Huh.....What did ya say ?.............................................

Hard boiled eggs for breakfast ?...............................................
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A salesman took a wrong turn down an old road in the winter time.

The temp was blowing out at 20 degrees below zero.

He looks over in a field and sees a man cutting ice blocks on a small pond wearing

only a pair of cut off blue jeans and a T-shirt.

Gets out of his car and walks over. Staring at him for a minute he finally says you

have to be the toughest man I have ever seen and met in my life.

The man looks up and states why would you say that sir.

The salesman said how can you stand cutting ice blocks wearing only what your wearing?

The man stated, I'm a Canadian but I'm not as tough as my friend from Virginia.

Why would you say that the salesman asked.

Well because my friend is on the other end of the saw........

Clever drug traffickers used a propane tanker truck entering El Paso from Mexico.

They rigged it so propane gas would be released from all of its valves while the truck

concealed 6,240 pounds of marijuana, they were clever, but not bright.

They misspelled the name of the gas company on the side of the truck.