Ice has coated everything......

A Nission General Lee ??

Ice...Ice..........................

What can I say...................................
Got nothing to say............

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"

To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music.

Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son?

What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

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A young lady went to see the missionary priest on his monthly visit and told him she got married since his last visit.

Inquisitive, the priest asked the girl, “Did you marry a good catholic boy?”

the girl said, “No, Father, I didn’t”.

A bit anxious, the priest then asked, “Did you a marry a good Christian Boy?”

“No Father”, she replied. The priest then asked,

“What did you do, marry a member of the Klu Klux Klan”.

“What’s a member of the KKK”, she asked.

The priest replied “Why daughter, that’s a Devil under the sheets”.

She looked at the priest rather sheepishly and said, “Father that’s my boy”.