Happy Valentines Day...

Snow's a little deep HuH !!
Were the new Lowe's and Wal-Mart is going in.....

You have heard of "Guitar Hero"....Now "Accordion Hero"
Thats me !...... Pete uses corn cobs...now that's cheap!

VEGGIE VALENTINE;
Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along.

You're such a Tomato, Will you Peas to me belong?

You've been the Apple of my eye, You know how much I care;

So Lettuce get together, We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip, To prove you can't be Beet;

So, if you Carrot all for me Let's let our Tulips meet.

Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now, Bee my Honey, dear;

Or tears will fill Potato's eyes, While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say Your dreams are Parsley mine.

I'll work and share my Celery, So be my Valentine.

~~~

During a sermon one day, a Welsh revivalist preacher swept to

his conclusion by asking everyone in the congregation who

wished to go to heaven to raise his or her hands.

Everyone did, with the exception of Taz, prominently seated

in the.... very first row.

"But, Mz Taz," the affronted preacher remarked, "surely you

want to go to heaven?"

"Yes," Taz replied, "but I'll not go by the excursion train."