One for "Carol"....To make up for being late yesterday..........
Take a walk downtown, At the Mall........
Off we go in to the wild blue...........
I'm not gonna say anything...............................A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages,
a Florida Adult community.
A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.
''So, where were you all these years?''
In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
The accountant came to work looking exhausted.
Finally, his boss took him aside.
"Andrew," he said, "you look terrible! What's wrong?"
"Sorry," he replied. "I just couldn't get to sleep last night.
"Trying to be helpful, Andrew's boss asked,
"Why didn't you try counting sheep?"
"I did," he answered. "THAT was the problem."
"I made a mistake, and it took me the rest of the night to find it."
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