Poor playground...Too cool to run or walk the circle..........
Sunday school teacher Mrs. Tierney had a class of three-year- olds.
She began the lesson by saying,"Today we are going to study about Peter.
Can anybody tell me who Peter was?"
A little lad in the back of the group raised his hand.
A little lad in the back of the group raised his hand.
"Oh, how nice," Mrs. Tierney said. "Bobby knows.
Bobby, please come up front and tell the class who Peter was."
Bobby quickly came to the front and said with great pride in his voice,
"I fink he was a wabbit."
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The rich are different from you and me, for one thing, they make a lot more
money for doing nothing.
Movie star Kirk Douglas was once paid $50,000 for saying the only English
word at the end of a Japanese Tv commercial: "Coffee."
That's a word you or I probably could have been talking into saying for ten,
maybe twelve thousand.
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