Ferrari pedal car....$800.00...........
This is a "Geep"......part goat and part sheep..what ya think Carol?
Monticello.......................A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,
painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis....
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Flipper, a normally "careful driver" got stopped for rolling through a stop sign and
was given a ticket by the state patrolman.
When he went to court he was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial.
"Jury trial," he replied.
"Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge.
"Sure," replied Flipper, "That's where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead
of one."
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