Gramma what are you doing........
Whatcha say Boy.....................
Oh...Well...........................
I used to love these movies............Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said,......
"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mommy.
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*Gus to investment counselor: "I have an investment problem -
*I don't have any money."
*Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.
*Mosquitoes are like children, the moment they quit making noise you can
be sure they're into something.
*Accountant to excited client: "Sorry, but the government doesn't let you deduct last year's tax as a bad investment."
*If voting really could change anything it would be illegal.
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