Fri. Jan. 25th.~~~

Couple Birthday's today......Happy Birthday.. "Scott"
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My wife, is what you could call "old school."
Recently, I strapped on a step counter and went for a walk with her.
"What's that?" she asked.
"An exercise tool that keeps track of your steps," I said.
"I'm hoping it will help me lose weight."
Clearly unconvinced, she asked, "Wouldn't it work better if it counted
your bites?"


Mother cat with several kittens are walkingin the park when a handsome Tom catwalks by and says, "Hi, Honey."
Mother cat says, "Don't you 'Honey' me!
You said we were only fighting!"