A nice Painting....
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confucious say.....
If only one dim light bulb is in room it still
thinks its the brightest.....
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After his recent stay in the hospital, Pa was
particularly irritable, especially regarding food.
At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal
and the waiter provided a bowl of soup.
As the waiter turned away to return to the kitchen Pa stopped him, calling: "Waiter!"
"Yes, sir, is there something wrong?"
"The soup. Taste it," replied Pa.
"I beg your pardon, sir?"
"Taste it."
"But, sir, I can assure you that the soup is
excellent."
"Taste it," Pa persisted.
"Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."
"Taste it!"
The exasperated waiter finally relented, "All right,
sir, I'll taste it."
Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?"
To which Pa replied triumphantly, "Ah ha ... "
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A sign in Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND
WEEKENDS TOO......
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you say "sitting in your parents' basement
wearing pajamas" like it's a bad thing......
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these —
If they don't work, give me a ring."
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I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard
today, but those of you in North America already
know that because you heard me scream....
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A flying saucer landed on Earth, and a really
strange looking alien walked out of it with a
turquoise face, orange arms, yellow hands, blue
legs, red feet and a bright green head.
It said 'We have learned to speak your language
from studying your radio and TV signals.
We have come to your planet as part of a mission
to end prejudice against colored people'.
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I have been questioning my intelligence lately
and I have decided that I am a humble genius....
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If someone buys your young child drums it
isn't because they think he's musical,
it's because they hate you.
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One of the reasons al-Qaida is upset with the
United States is because we are giving aid to
Yemen.
We didn’t have a choice.
When life hands you Yemen, you give them
Yemen aid.
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[Dollar Store Interview]
"What are your qualifications?"
[Slides over a dollar]
"Cashier job is yours"
[Slides $2]
"Welcome to Management"
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