Good Morning, Friends.....
Hot, sunny day....Foggy right now...
Humidity: 93%......
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Cook them ribs....Petewete......

Got that cooker fired up yet??

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Pancakes this morning....

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To hot to be on the beach, doing this.....

Sun would burn you up.....

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Taste the rainbow.......

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Yeah, I thought it was cool......

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Okay, We'll deal with it......

Now give me my sunglasses.....

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Oh, My....Get some HELP!!

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Horse play will get you hurt or killed....

But don't tell them.......

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Wake up after surgery, this would scare the

heck out of you......

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Still got three fingers???

keep on and you'll lose the rest.....

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Time to say....see you tomorrow....

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~  The Top Signs You're In A Bad Nursing Home
1. Its named Heaven's Waiting Room.
2. Cheap TV antenna can't pick up Xena: Warrior Princess.
3. Defibrilator doubles as a remote control.
4. Its named Matlock Manor.
5. No furniture in it outside of beds and lots of caskets.
6. Radio stations alternate between Glenn Miller and broadcasting
Last Rites in every language known to man.
7. You can't ring a nurse but you can page the
attorney's office down the hall.
8. Rectal thermometers made of wood.
9. Two words: Community Bedpan.

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~  I think that Vanna White got the best job ever.
 Is that not the best job?
 If I were a woman, I would want that job so bad.
Like, thats her job!
What a country -- she just turns letters.
I turn letters, but only when they glow.
Im not stupid.

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~  What's dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct
something you've been doing wrong.

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~  At the elementary school where I am the principal,
eighth grade students help out in the office during lunch
hour.
Since I was going to accompany a class walking over to
the local swimming pool, I told the helpers that "if the
superintendent phones, tell him I'll be at the pool all
afternoon."
When I returned to my office, I found the note the
students had written and which they had repeated to
the superintendent: "The principal will be at the
Pool Hall all afternoon."

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~  Q. What did one pickle say to the other?
A. "You mean a great dill to me."

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~  The young man really liked the perfume the young
lady was wearing and asked its name.
She looked puzzled for a minute then dumped the
contents of her purse on the table between them.
She searched through the pile and finally found a small
atomizer.
She looked at the label and announced, “Unforgettable”

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~  Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-
old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth
intact.
They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains
of the very first hockey player.

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~  Golfer: "What's your handicap?"
Second golfer: "Honesty."

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~  You might be a redneck if...
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an
hors d'ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front
door to make it look nice.
You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

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~  Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the keyhole and you'll find out!

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Pete's Thought of the day.......

 It is by the fortune of God that, in this country,
we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of
thought, and the wisdom never to use either. - Mark Twain

Rae's Trivia.....

Pigs, dogs, and some other animals can taste water,
but people cannot.
Humans don’t actually taste water or even Perrier;
they taste the chemicals and impurities in the water.

Did you know....

The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of
Liberty in 1886.

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Good Morning....
Partly sunny with a chance of showers and thunderstorms
in the morning..
.then mostly cloudy with showers and thunderstorms
 Highs around 90.. Chance of rain 60 percent.
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My day Lillys are blooming....

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Oh, my.... watch it.....

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Hey! I see a bike.... what can I say??

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Cat"s love tubes....

Don't put your hand near the opening.....

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Cat's don't like to get their feet wet...

so no food until the waters gone......

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The Cat is staying cool.....

He sez; turn the light out, so i can get some sleep.

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She's looking out for her youngins

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Cool huh??

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Good repairs??

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Don't play "Rock","Paper"and "Scissors..

with this Dude....

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A neat small Hummer....

Thats cool........

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~  So Noah is waiting by his ark.
Waiting for all the animals that God has promised will
squeeze into the boat that he's built.
And then he sees them.
Great numbers of beasts all converging on where he's
standing.
So he lowers the gang-plank, and watches as the
animals start filing on board, two-by-two.
And as they go into the ship, Noah can be heard passing
comments on each animal that goes by -
"Hmmm... two horses," he says, "they don't taste very
nice, but they're edible," and "Ooh! Two sheep.
I love roast lamb". And so it goes on, for each pair of
animals, Noah counts going on board, he says
something about what they're like to eat.
Eventually Noah's son can stand it no longer, and he
goes to his mother to ask why.
She answers: "Well, there's Noah counting for taste."
To which the son replies: "Now I've herd everything."

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~  A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve
 has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)

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~  On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography
 books, and the rest is history.

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~  Q. How many deadheads does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A. None. After it burns out they just follow it around for
years.

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~  One of my duties in the engineering branch of the
Transportation Safety Board of Pennsylvania is to
oversee the maintenance of its building.
I had called various suppliers for a price for a
wall- mounted, wheelchair-accessible watercooler.
But one dealer who got my request said she didn't
think it was legal to mount a watercooler on a wheelchair.

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~  An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen
today.

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~  A man was applying for a job as a prison guard.
The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here.”
 Can handle it?”
 “No problem,” the applicant replied, “If they don’t
behave, out they go!”

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~  And did you hear about the bishop who hired a
secretary who had worked for the Government?
She immediately changed his filing system to "Sacred"
 and "Top Sacred."

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~  The Chicago Tribune asked older sisters how their
younger sisters, who were just starting school,
should deal with bullies.
Answered one big sis: "Tell me..... I'll beat him up."

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~  A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a
month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks.
The mother answered, "Well, if he's a good minister,
he needs it.
If he isn't, the congregation needs it."

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Pete's Thought for today.......

Advertising may be described as the science of
arresting human intelligence long enough to get money
from it. - Stephen Leacock

Rae's Trivia......

When flying at high altitudes, eyesight deteriorates
because of a decrease of oxygen in the tissues.
Eating candy, which contains glucose, counteracts these
effects.

Good morning, friends and neighbors.....
Partly sunny with afternoon storms possible.
Highs in the mid 90s.  Another Hot day....
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Oh, come on now...I ain't that bad of a cook....

I don't burn meat like "Petewete"......

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Yep, that's were it goes......

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You look like you enjoyed a few catnip shots too...

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This guy is read to fight....

That must have been 100 proof catnip....

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I wish it were that easy......

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Just hanging out??

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This is so true.....

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Oh,Oh...grandpappy looks Mad....

Don't get on his bad side........

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Well, time to go......

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*  A man graduated from veterinary school then took a
course in taxidermy.
He now has a sign in his Doctor's office that reads,
"Veterinarian/Taxidermist - Either way - you get your pet
back".

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*  During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were
covered with snow.
The following spring, the state decided to raise all the
signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.
“That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer,
“but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of
the federal government.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because knowing the federal government, they’d
decide to lower the highways.”

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*  A fisherman accidentally left his day's catch under
the seat of a bus.
The next evening's newspaper carried an ad:
"If the person who left a bucket of fish on the No.47 bus
would care to come to the garage, you can have the bus."

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*  My boss wanted a "Clean Desk" policy, so he sent a
memo saying that any paper left on desks would be
removed at night and we would have to fill out a form to
get it back.
So we left all our garbage paper on our desks every night.
The next day, the boss had an office full of garbage,
and we never heard about the policy again.

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*  Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies.
Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking
someone in the face...... Then two people die.

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*  A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the
Good Samaritan to her class of 4 & 5 year-olds.
She was making it as vivid as possible to keep the
children interested in her tale.
 At one point, she asked the class, “If you saw a person
lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding,
what would you do?”
 A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence,
“I think I’d throw up.”

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* Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners
will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

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*  An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad.
Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she
would really like to do so before she died.
 Until now, she'd never even been out of the country.
So she began by going in person to the Passport Office
and asking how long it would take to have one issued.
 "You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the
passport clerk.
"Raise your right hand, please.
"The old gal raised her right hand.
 "Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United
States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"
was the first question.
 The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled
as she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh . . . all by myself?"

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*  A woman went to see her psychiatrist.
"I'm really concerned," she said.
"The other day I found my daughter and the little boy
next door together, naked, examining each other's
bodies and giggling."
The psychiatrist smiled.
"That's nothing to worry about, it's pretty normal."
"Well, I don't know," said the woman, "It worries me.
It worries my daughter's husband too."

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*  The person I want checking IDs at the airport are
bouncers cause theyre the only ones who can spot a fake.
So, if a terrorist rolled up, hed be like, Uh, here you go.
Bouncer be like, Says you're born in June.
Whats your sign, bro?
Uh, uh, I dont know, like, a Libra?
Its a Gemini!.... Get the hell out of here, dude!
And too many dudes -- you brought too many dudes
with you.

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Pete's Thought for today....

“It was self-serving politicians who convinced recent
generations of Americans that we could all stand in a
circle with our hands in each other’s pockets and
somehow get rich.”
–American radio broadcaster Paul Harvey (1918-2009)

Rae's Trivia.....

Desi Arnaz’s, from I Love Lucy, father was mayor of
Santiago, Cuba, and his mother was the daughter of
one of the founders of Bacardi Rum.
His family went into exile in the United States after the
coup that brought dictator Fulgencio Batista to power in
1934.
The family made its new home in Miami, Florida.
And Desi’s best friend in high school?... Al Capone, Jr.

 

Good Morning....80º now with humidity at 74%...
Another hot day, but maybe a storm later...
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The Hummers were out late....

I guess it's too hot in the day time....

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Bacon sammach, petewete??

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Speaking of the dog....were is he??

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Yeah, I bet your peaceful....

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The "Ant Guy" is here.....

You gots ant Ants???

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Oh, No........

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Cool tag....bet you can't get one like it here.....

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Why have doors??

Somebody goofed......

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Eno's the Man...

a cool Dude.....

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A good way to get hurt......

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Well, time I was leaving....

See you tomorrow.....

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*  You know you're overweight when the doctor sticks a
tongue depressor in your mouth and tells you to say
"Moo".

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*  I was an usher at a play house once.
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too
far from the stage.
He whispers to me, "This is a mystery, and I have to
watch a mystery close up.
Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
So I moved him into the second row, and the man hands
me a quarter..... Yep. 25 cents.
So I looked at the quarter in my hand, leaned over and
whispered, "The wife did it."

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*  Got to drinkin' last night and had to take the bus
home.
Now my problem is what to do with the bus in my front
yard?

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*  I was called in to school to see the teacher today.
"We're a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr King as she
seems disturbed about something.
She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses
to get changed for PE."
 "That is worrying." I agreed, scratching my chin.
"Because when she leaves for school he's Michael."

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*  How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when
 Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at
midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king
of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty
is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys.?

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*  As the numbers stopped at $79.99 on the pump,
 I thought, "Just a little squeeze on the handle will leave
me having to pay a nice round number."
 Cashier: "That'll be $81.70, please"

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*  My grandmother said; If you don't have anything nice to
say about somebody, don't say anything at all.
It was pretty dam quiet in her house.

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*  A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned,
"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
 "And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning."

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 *  Teacher : "Now, children,
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
 Student : "Brotherly love".

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*  Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

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Pete's thought for the day.....

Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rae's Trivia......

The Chinese invented eyeglasses.
Marco Polo reported seeing many pairs worn by the
Chinese as early as 1275-500 years before lens
grinding became an art in the West.

Well, This morning....
All I'm going to say....It's Hot!!
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Hamburger on the hoof, next door....

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AS Hot as it is, you need warm buns??

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I'm afraid you can cook an egg on the roof today.....

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Blackie's cool.....

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No, not finished yet....

Petewete will be mad if I don't get the blog out...

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So that's why the cushions are alwas messed up...

Watch out, Petewete will sit on you.....

then owwwwww.

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Stop eating my brushes...are you that hungry??

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Another dead beat, wino??

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Wow, that's a biggie...

Want to go swimming there??

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Time to go, My bus is here.....

Cool bus.....

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*  I have studied many philosophers and many cats. 
The wisdom of cats is superior.

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*  Hollywood:  a dreary industrial town controlled by
hoodlums of enormous wealth...

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*  My husband Joe, is a police officer in a small town. 
He receives many phone calls at home about his work
and decided to get an answering machine to screen
them, especially the threatening or harassing ones.
 This is the greeting he prepared: 
"You have have reached the home of a police officer. 
You have the right to remain silent. 
If you wish to give up this right, leave your message
after the beep. 
Anything you say can, and probably will, be held against
you."
 The phone calls became much friendlier.

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*  During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner
was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and
had trouble controlling her tears. 
Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation.
" I apologize for crying so much. 
I'm usually not such a big boob."
 The bishop rose to close the session and remarked,
"That's okay.  We like big boobs."

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*  I went to a McDonalds in a really rough
neighborhood yesterday..........
They didn't even serve Happy-meals...

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*  A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who
was called as a witness.
The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any
cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
 "No, sir," answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?" asked the attorney.
"No, sir." "Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh, excuse me, sir," the witness said, "but we are still
talking about drugs, right?"

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*  The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered
the bad news: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's just no
easy way to say this: prepare to be a widow.
Your husband will die a violent, horrible death within
the year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths, composed herself and
asked, "Will I get away with it?"

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*  If Tarzan and Jane were Italian,what would
 Cheetah be?
The least hairy of the three.

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*  As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap.
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for
Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for
a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you read my bloody
E-mail?"

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*  The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds
a natural history lesson.
"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food
 five times their own weight.
What do you conclude from that?"
 One child was ready with the answer:
"They don't have a union."

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Pete's Thought for today......

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the
same religion. -Voltaire

Rae's trivia.....

 The female Adelie penguin, desperate to obtain the
stones she uses to build her nest, visits the nest of a
bachelor Adelie, goes through the entire courtship
routine, and mates with him.
But once the two have had sex, the female collects the
stones she came for as a sort of payment, and waddles
back home to her actual mate, who’s been keeping the
nest nice and warm for her return!
She then stays with him for the rest of her life.
Sometimes, especially cunning females engage in the
courtship ritual, minus the mating part, grab the rocks,
and dash home.
 Luckily, the males of this species, unlike humans,
do not seem to bear a grudge.