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Good Morning....
Partly sunny with a chance of showers and thunderstorms
in the morning..
.then mostly cloudy with showers and thunderstorms
 Highs around 90.. Chance of rain 60 percent.
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My day Lillys are blooming....

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Oh, my.... watch it.....

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Hey! I see a bike.... what can I say??

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Cat"s love tubes....

Don't put your hand near the opening.....

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Cat's don't like to get their feet wet...

so no food until the waters gone......

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The Cat is staying cool.....

He sez; turn the light out, so i can get some sleep.

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She's looking out for her youngins

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Cool huh??

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Good repairs??

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Don't play "Rock","Paper"and "Scissors..

with this Dude....

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A neat small Hummer....

Thats cool........

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~  So Noah is waiting by his ark.
Waiting for all the animals that God has promised will
squeeze into the boat that he's built.
And then he sees them.
Great numbers of beasts all converging on where he's
standing.
So he lowers the gang-plank, and watches as the
animals start filing on board, two-by-two.
And as they go into the ship, Noah can be heard passing
comments on each animal that goes by -
"Hmmm... two horses," he says, "they don't taste very
nice, but they're edible," and "Ooh! Two sheep.
I love roast lamb". And so it goes on, for each pair of
animals, Noah counts going on board, he says
something about what they're like to eat.
Eventually Noah's son can stand it no longer, and he
goes to his mother to ask why.
She answers: "Well, there's Noah counting for taste."
To which the son replies: "Now I've herd everything."

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~  A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve
 has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)

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~  On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography
 books, and the rest is history.

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~  Q. How many deadheads does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A. None. After it burns out they just follow it around for
years.

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~  One of my duties in the engineering branch of the
Transportation Safety Board of Pennsylvania is to
oversee the maintenance of its building.
I had called various suppliers for a price for a
wall- mounted, wheelchair-accessible watercooler.
But one dealer who got my request said she didn't
think it was legal to mount a watercooler on a wheelchair.

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~  An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen
today.

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~  A man was applying for a job as a prison guard.
The warden said, “Now these are real tough guys in here.”
 Can handle it?”
 “No problem,” the applicant replied, “If they don’t
behave, out they go!”

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~  And did you hear about the bishop who hired a
secretary who had worked for the Government?
She immediately changed his filing system to "Sacred"
 and "Top Sacred."

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~  The Chicago Tribune asked older sisters how their
younger sisters, who were just starting school,
should deal with bullies.
Answered one big sis: "Tell me..... I'll beat him up."

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~  A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a
month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks.
The mother answered, "Well, if he's a good minister,
he needs it.
If he isn't, the congregation needs it."

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Pete's Thought for today.......

Advertising may be described as the science of
arresting human intelligence long enough to get money
from it. - Stephen Leacock

Rae's Trivia......

When flying at high altitudes, eyesight deteriorates
because of a decrease of oxygen in the tissues.
Eating candy, which contains glucose, counteracts these
effects.