Another hot day, but maybe a storm later...
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The Hummers were out late....
I guess it's too hot in the day time....
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Bacon sammach, petewete??
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Speaking of the dog....were is he??
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Yeah, I bet your peaceful....
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The "Ant Guy" is here.....
You gots ant Ants???
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Oh, No........
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Cool tag....bet you can't get one like it here.....
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Why have doors??
Somebody goofed......
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Eno's the Man...
a cool Dude.....
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A good way to get hurt......
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Well, time I was leaving....
See you tomorrow.....
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* You know you're overweight when the doctor sticks a
tongue depressor in your mouth and tells you to say
"Moo".
tongue depressor in your mouth and tells you to say
"Moo".
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* I was an usher at a play house once.
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too
far from the stage.
He whispers to me, "This is a mystery, and I have to
watch a mystery close up.
Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
So I moved him into the second row, and the man hands
me a quarter..... Yep. 25 cents.
So I looked at the quarter in my hand, leaned over and
whispered, "The wife did it."
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too
far from the stage.
He whispers to me, "This is a mystery, and I have to
watch a mystery close up.
Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
So I moved him into the second row, and the man hands
me a quarter..... Yep. 25 cents.
So I looked at the quarter in my hand, leaned over and
whispered, "The wife did it."
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* Got to drinkin' last night and had to take the bus
home.
Now my problem is what to do with the bus in my front
yard?
home.
Now my problem is what to do with the bus in my front
yard?
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* I was called in to school to see the teacher today.
"We're a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr King as she
seems disturbed about something.
She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses
to get changed for PE."
"That is worrying." I agreed, scratching my chin.
"Because when she leaves for school he's Michael."
"We're a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr King as she
seems disturbed about something.
She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses
to get changed for PE."
"That is worrying." I agreed, scratching my chin.
"Because when she leaves for school he's Michael."
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* How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when
Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at
midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king
of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty
is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys.?
Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at
midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king
of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty
is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys.?
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* As the numbers stopped at $79.99 on the pump,
I thought, "Just a little squeeze on the handle will leave
me having to pay a nice round number."
Cashier: "That'll be $81.70, please"
I thought, "Just a little squeeze on the handle will leave
me having to pay a nice round number."
Cashier: "That'll be $81.70, please"
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* My grandmother said; If you don't have anything nice to
say about somebody, don't say anything at all.
It was pretty dam quiet in her house.
say about somebody, don't say anything at all.
It was pretty dam quiet in her house.
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* A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned,
"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning."
When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned,
"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning."
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* Teacher : "Now, children,
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
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* Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
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Pete's thought for the day.....
Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Rae's Trivia......
The Chinese invented eyeglasses.
Marco Polo reported seeing many pairs worn by the
Chinese as early as 1275-500 years before lens
grinding became an art in the West.
Marco Polo reported seeing many pairs worn by the
Chinese as early as 1275-500 years before lens
grinding became an art in the West.
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