Good Morning...Friends and neighbors....
A little chilly this morning..
Got the heat on..... the soap box....
Petewete....got you a new weather thingee..check it out..
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Yesterday's Sunrise....

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A new great painting from "CAROL"

Boy! she is GOOD....

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Yeah, their yours now.. you done bit it...

You an't right!!

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He said: "It is a bed, right?"

Yeah, but not a Dogs bed...a flower bed....Bubba.

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I believe Cats can sleep anywere....

Super Man??   you wanna fight HUH!

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Instead of fighting... lets watch the race??

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Cat's Like Boxes...any kind!

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Now... You know that's gotta leave a mark...

I hurts just looking at it......

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What can you say??

Still spending.......

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I'll leave with this one.....

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~~ Two grandmas talking about teenage grandsons.

What does your grandson wants to become?
Veterinarian, and yours?
I am not sure , a doctor or a pilot.
How come?
Well, every time I enter his room I see
syringes around and he says to me:
"Look granma, I am flying"

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~~ We know you’d never do it, but some people concoct
crazy stories so they can skip work.
Here are a few, collected by hiring managers:
• Employee said a chicken attacked his mom.
• Employee had a hair transplant that went bad.
• Employee called in sick from a bar at 5 p.m. the night
before.
• Employee had to mow the lawn to avoid a lawsuit from
the homeowners’ association.
• Employee’s finger was stuck in a bowling ball.
• Employee fell asleep at his desk while at work and hit
his head, causing a neck injury.

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~~ When a Middletown, New Jersey, police officer retired,
he cited low morale.
But he didn’t leave quietly.
While walking the beat on his last day, he wrote 14 tickets
for expired inspection stickers … all to police patrol cars.

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~~ Congress is debating a kill switch that would allow
President Obama to freeze all activity on the internet if
there was a national emergency.
The kill switch goes by the top-secret code name
'Microsoft Windows'.

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~~ A couple of young tourists are pulled over by a highway
patrolman.
The officer walks up, asks for the driver's license and
registration, and when he doesn't get it quickly enough,
whacks the driver in the head.
"That's for not having your driver's license ready," he snaps.
"I ain't got all day."
After he issues the driver a ticket, the patrolman walks
around to the other side of the car and whacks the
passenger in the head.
"Owwww!" hollers the passenger.
"What'd you do that for?"
"That's to make your dream come true," replied the cop.
"I know that when you'd gotten a half-mile down the road,
you were gonna say to your friend here,
'Wish he'd tried that with me!'"

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~~ A man was recently flying to New York.
He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.
"I've got a great policeman joke.
Would you like to hear it?"
"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"

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~~ The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD),
The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to
catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude
that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit,
and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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~~ "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55
at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look
that old."

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~~ A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing
glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know!
You're getting a ticket!"

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~~ My father, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains
a strict military code of ethics as well as a quick wit.
One day I mentioned that I was thinking about getting my
bellybutton pierced.
"No way!" my father fired back.
"This is an Air Force family --
no navel destroyers are allowed!"

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Todays Thought:  They must find it difficult ...Those who have taken authority as the truth,Rather than truth as the authority.
 
 
Rae's Trivia:  Abraham Lincoln was the first president to ever be photographed at his inauguration.
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Good Morning, Friends... Hope everyone is Okay...
Cooler and windy today...I'm showing 35º now...
I'm waiting for spring to get here...
Can't be too soon....
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Gotta have my morning juice!

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 Just what I need... Regular water is bad for you...
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I think he's drank to much regular water....

We gotta get him some diet water.....

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I'm glad to see your into healthy food...

You gotta leave that red meat alone!!

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I bet ya he had to clean the car out......

(and pants)

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Now here is a case of needing that Diet water.....

WOW!

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Now...that don't seem right....

Kinda weird??

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I can't see the cost of this...

Gotta be awful high.....

How about it, Petewete??

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Well, it is a help line.......

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Somthin an't right.....

Did he grow an extra one?

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Ready for milking??

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I need a ride...

But I an't riding with these idiots....

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~~  Did you hear the one about the teacher who couldn't control his pupils?

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~~ A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,
and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in
an open foyer."

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~~ A project manager, a computer programmer and a
computer operator are driving down the road when the car
they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten
minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's
guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the
engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said:
"Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in
and try again.

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~~ The latest reports from the Internal Revenue service
shows that it has streamlined its tax form this year.
It goes like this:
A. How much did you make last year?
B. How much do you have left?
C. Send B.

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~~ Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's!

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~~ The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write
an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”
Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded,
began to write feverishly.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked.
“Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.

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~~ Q: Why cant you play cards in the jungle
A: Because theres to many cheetahs.

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~~ Five year old Becky answered the door when the
Census taker came by.
She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and
wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for
such a little girl.
Do you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even
include the anaesthesiologist!"

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~~ A blonde and a brunette are living together.
The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde
had a rope around her waist.
The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist.
The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide.
The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!"
The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"

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Todays Thought: "Belief in the truth commences with the doubting of all those 'truths' we once believed."
 
 
Rae's trivia.... The greenish extract of a large tropical plant, castor oil has been used for many years to ease constipation and induce vomiting.
Basically, it's WD40 for the gastro-intestinal tract.
castor oil is a notoriously ghastly tasting liquid.
Doctors recommend chilling castor oil in the fridge and mixing with cold orange juice before ingesting to make it more palatable.

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Good Morning, Friends...
Had a nice visit  yesterday..It's great to see an old friend...
 Mostly cloudy, with a high in the 50's, I have 33º right now..
I am planning on a little trip. A 2 week walk-about...
Will put up the dates later...
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See! there is a Hummingbird lane...

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Okay! you guys lets go.....

They need us in the kitchen.....

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I can only think of one thing... RUN-Run!!

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You got that right.....

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When your head hits the ceiling,

then you may, get down.....

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I don't know...something wrong??

That would be scary....

Hey! Guys...this is a family blog...

Pull em up....

"Pants on the ground"....

Trying to get a tan??

You do look alittle pale....

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See, he's got his friend....

It's good to have lots of friends...

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Every body picks on my buddy, Eno....

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Lets see....were was I going??

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~~ Rednecks have JIFFY POP nailed to the wall for a fire alarm......

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~~ In case you don't know what a hangover is:
A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and
you wish you hadn't."
A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee the
night before instead of the morning after.
The best days not to drink are days that end in the letter,
"Y".
But just in case you find yourself with a whopper of a
hangover try one of the followig cures....
they're guaranteed to work.

YOODOO VOODOO CURE Those spun out Haitan voodoo
people recommend sticking thirteen black pins in the cork
of the offending bottle.
Worth a try........ Harder with twist tops.

SPIN OUT CURE When you go to bed at night after a long
night of drinking and you have the spins there is a cure...
put one foot on the ground and keep one in bed.

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~~ My brother-in law drinks a toast on holidays:
"Here's to our holidays, all 365 of them!"

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~~ Once Mrs. Hey and Mrs. Martin met during a party.
After an hour talking and drinking Mrs. Hey told her friend,
"They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'
" With a great surprise Mrs. Martin asked her, "Why?"
She replied, "At every party we attend, he soon gets rid of
all the spirits."

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~~ Now, here's the plan......
We cross pasta with a boa constrictor.
We get spaghetti that winds itself around the fork.

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~~ The big three auto makers in Detroit were considering
putting the high-beam dimmer switch back down on the floor,
so they decided to take a poll.
Among those polled were 1000 blondes.
The most frequent response was:
"Well how the hell am I supposed to reach for it way down
there?"

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~~ I used to be lost in the shuffle.
Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

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~~ Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions.....
To be awake more than asleep
To remember the names of my Kid's and Grandkid's
To see my family...more often than my Doctor
To learn a new game besides Bingo
Not To say "Whipper Snapper"
Not To say "In my day..."
To spend more time on the computer than the toilet.
To learn to pronounce the names of blasted pills I have to
take..
To stop calling my spouse "Old Woman ... or Old Man."

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~~ If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

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~~ The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular
marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted
heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to
the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange
light dawned on his face.
"You know," he confided to his host,
"I wasn't even invited to this party.
I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars
are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car
waiting for me to get them moved."

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~~ Sign on the door of a marriage license bureau:
'Out to Lunch...... Think it over.'

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Todays Thought: Success comes in 'cans'...failures in 'cannots'.
 
 
Rae's Trivia:  Cheers!
The new Water Recovery System on the International Space Station recycles 93 percent of astronauts’
perspiration and urine, turning it back into drinking water.
Kurdish villages in northern Iraq are using a portable version
of the NASA system to purify water from streams and rivers,
courtesy of the relief group Concern for Kids.


 
 

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A great Sunny, Sunday.... In the 50's, today and tomorrow..
Their saying "snow" Thursday??
Up and down weather.......
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Future Bacon??

She's cute now...

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Yeah, bet it's not as good as Bacon... Dummy...

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This is what comes from all that Bacon....

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Thems some fat birdies....

Not as good as Bacon.....

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"Body guard" ¿

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Nah, just playing.....their friends...

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Black cat, but  you wouldn't see him

if he closed his eyes..

He, likes bacon, too..

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You can tell the "DOH" has run outta money

Here's how their repairing the roads...

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Yep, see this every day at the breakfast table...

(While I'm having my "Bacon" and eggs.)

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Pet the cute baby, and lose your hand!

Not a good idea....

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Ms. Froggy's got her hat on....

Looks cool.....

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~~  The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them to buy a copy

of the group picture;
"Just think how nice it would be to look at when you're all
grown up- look there's Amy- she's a lawyer now.
And look, there's Mark- he's a doctor."..
A small voice called out from the back of the class:
"And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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~~  The hardest task facing kids today is to learn good manners

without actually seeing any.

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~~  The Leg
The other day I gave a cough
And there and then my leg fell off
A policeman near gave it a stare
And said, you cannot leave it there

I took it to a Doc who said
I'm sorry but this leg is dead
I was so shocked I started grieving
Then I heard the leg still breathing

When I knew it wasn't dead
I rushed it to a hospital bed
It was stitched back on by Dr. Hey
But facing, alas the other way

Now, when I walk I have found
I only go around and around

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~~Petewete lived next door to a mime.

whenever he could he would drive the mime crazy late at
night by putting a blank tape in his stereo and cranking it at
full volume.

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~~I got arrested at the airport last week.
Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call
"shotgun" while boarding a plane.

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~~ A old woman asks a man in uniform,
"Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

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~~ What do Catholics say when they change a lightbulb?
Glory be to the Father and to the Son and into the hole
he goes.


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~~ The high-school student I was tutoring left a message
on my answering machine, but I was puzzled when he signed
off with "Amen."
I forgot about it until he brought it up when we met.
"I'm not used to having a conversation with someone who
doesn't answer back, except in prayer," he explained.

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~~ The consultant with whom I had an appointment arrived
at my office during a freezing-rain storm.
I extended my hand in welcome just as the power went off.
Our large warehouse was in darkness.
Why had the consultant come?
He was a representative of the electric company who wanted
to discuss power-reduction opportunities for our company.

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~~ What do you call jewelry lost on the golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

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Todays Thought:  The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


Rae's Trivia:  Although many doctors tell patients to drink eight glasses of water a day, there is no scientific evidence to support this advice.
The misinformation might have come from a 1945 report
recommending that Americans consume about
“1 milliliter of water for each calorie of food,” which amounts
to 8 or 10 cups a day.
But the report added that much of that water comes from
food—a nuance many people apparently missed.

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