Down Hummingbird Lane

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Still can't post pictures......
Hope they will fix it soon...

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♥
Sue phones her husband at work, "Dan, do you have
time for a chat?"
"Sorry, darling, this is not a good time -
I'm about to go into a board meeting."
"But this won't take long," Sue says, "I just want to
tell you some good news and some bad news."
"I really haven't the time," says Dan, "so just quickly
tell me the good news."
"Oh all right then, the good news is that the air
bag on your brand new Mercedes works very well."

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Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting
his rather large garden hedge after work, so Dave
went straight over to Brian's home.
When they got to the front door, Brian went straight
up to his wife, gave her a big hug and told her how
beautiful she was and how much he had missed her
at work.
When it was time for supper, he complimented his
wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her and told
her how much he loved her.
Once they were cutting the privet, Dave told Brian
that he was surprised that he fussed so much over
his wife.
Brian said that he'd started this about six months
ago, it had revived their marriage, and things
couldn't be better.
Dave thought he'd give it a go.
When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug,
kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Dave was confused and asked why she was crying.
She said, "This is the worst day of my life.
First, little Nigel fell off his bike and twisted his
ankle then, the washing machine broke and flooded
the basement and now, you come home drunk"...

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Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa's lap as he
reads the paper not paying any attention to her.
So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face.
She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the
wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more
puzzled.
She finally asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
'He sure did honey, a long long time ago", he replied.
"Well, did God make me?` she asked.
"Yes He did, and that wasn't too long ago,"
he answered.
She thought for a minute and then said, "Wow!
He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

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