Down Hummingbird Lane

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Another day of not being able to post pictures..... Sorry!

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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines,
surly clerks and insane regulations at the
department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at
a toy store to pick up a gift for her son.
She brought her selection - a baseball bat to the
cash register.
"Cash or charge," the clerk asked.
"Cash," she snapped.
Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained,
" I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle
bureau....... I am not too sane right now!!"
 "Shall I gift -wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly,
"Or or you going back?"

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After a lengthy delay for plane repairs, the
passengers were becoming impatient but quit
complaining when the pilot told them:
"Why don't you look at it this way?
Wouldn't you rather be down here wishing you were
up there than up there wishing you were down here?"

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You've got to be really careful what you say to
people these days.
A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging that
he had the entire Koran on CD......
All I did was ask him to burn me a copy and all
hell broke loose !

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I had plastic surgery last week.
My wife cut up my credit cards.

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"I was shopping for a car and asked the salesman
the sticker price.
He said $200.
'Not much for a car,' I said.
'The car's extra,' he said."

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Little Johnny says to his mother
"Mommy, I have to go and tinkle."
The mother replies back "Would you like Mommy to
take you?".
Little Johnny says "No, let grandma...
her hand shakes!"

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What Confucius Didn't Say...
Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

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Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Did you hear about Michael Vick's new shoe
endorsement deal?
He now endorses "Hush Puppies"!

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