Had a great Holiday weekend....
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Pool Shark ??
Good Friends?
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Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old daughter, Jenny, to church
for the first time.
After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir
came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.
There was silence in the entire sanctuary until Jenny's voice was
suddenly heard, loudly singing: "Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you..."
for the first time.
After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir
came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.
There was silence in the entire sanctuary until Jenny's voice was
suddenly heard, loudly singing: "Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you..."
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said,
"I've found a man just like Dad!"
Her mother replied, "So what you want from me, sympathy?"
"I've found a man just like Dad!"
Her mother replied, "So what you want from me, sympathy?"
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While taking her driver's test, Sue accidentally put the car into
reverse and backed into the building.
After collecting himself, the tester said, "You can go ahead and
finish the test if you like.
It'll be good practice for the next time."
Sue was flabbergasted. "Are you saying I've failed?"
reverse and backed into the building.
After collecting himself, the tester said, "You can go ahead and
finish the test if you like.
It'll be good practice for the next time."
Sue was flabbergasted. "Are you saying I've failed?"
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While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of
Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were
making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys
who seemed to be doing most of the talking.
He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and
pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were
making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys
who seemed to be doing most of the talking.
He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and
pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
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Bob told his friend, "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night,
and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her."
"It must have made her very angry, him peeking at her, huh?"
asked his friend.
"No," said Bob. "That's not what made her the maddest."
"It's not?"
"No," said Bob. "She got mad when he reached in the window and
closed the curtains."
and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her."
"It must have made her very angry, him peeking at her, huh?"
asked his friend.
"No," said Bob. "That's not what made her the maddest."
"It's not?"
"No," said Bob. "She got mad when he reached in the window and
closed the curtains."
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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow's got the udder....
Because the cow's got the udder....
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Two new studies have found that people who snore have
a higher risk of cancer.
Although in most cases, the spouse will smother them with
the pillow long before the cancer takes them.
a higher risk of cancer.
Although in most cases, the spouse will smother them with
the pillow long before the cancer takes them.
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I was going through airport security today and the security woman
said, "you have a choice of being groped or photographed nude."
I replied "Why can't I have both"
said, "you have a choice of being groped or photographed nude."
I replied "Why can't I have both"
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