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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
how come nothing is free yet?
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A father and son went fishing one day.
After a couple hours out in the boat,
the boy suddenly became curious about the
world around him.
He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied,
"Don't rightly know, son."
The boy returned to his contemplation,
then turned back to his father,
"How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied,
"Don't rightly know, son."
A little later the boy asked his father,
"Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father replied.
"Don't rightly know, son."
After a couple hours out in the boat,
the boy suddenly became curious about the
world around him.
He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied,
"Don't rightly know, son."
The boy returned to his contemplation,
then turned back to his father,
"How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied,
"Don't rightly know, son."
A little later the boy asked his father,
"Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father replied.
"Don't rightly know, son."
Worried he was going to annoy his father,
he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all
of these questions?"
"Of course not son.
If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn
anything!"
he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all
of these questions?"
"Of course not son.
If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn
anything!"
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Gus was buying a sports shirt found the largest
size was even not fitting.
“Where do I go from here?” he asked the clerk
“To the gym,” she replied.
size was even not fitting.
“Where do I go from here?” he asked the clerk
“To the gym,” she replied.
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The farmer down the street made a scarecrow
that looked just like Gus... and the damn crows
brought the corn back they already had....
that looked just like Gus... and the damn crows
brought the corn back they already had....
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A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of
the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught
young mother, "my child has swallowed a contraceptive.
The doctor dressed quickly, but before he could get out the
door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with
a sigh of relief.
"My husband just found another one."
the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught
young mother, "my child has swallowed a contraceptive.
The doctor dressed quickly, but before he could get out the
door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with
a sigh of relief.
"My husband just found another one."
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A wife said to her husband "The man from the
furniture store is here."
"Tell him to take a seat," the husband replied.
"He did," she said.
furniture store is here."
"Tell him to take a seat," the husband replied.
"He did," she said.
"I think he's taking the piano now."
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A Doctor walks onto a mental ward and there's a guy in the
corner sitting on his bed, making revving noises,
"And what are you doing sir?" he asks.
The patient replies, "I'm driving my Porsche."
"That's not a Porsche, it's your bed." says the Doctor.
"You shouldn't have said that." scowls a man in the next bed,
"He gives me five bucks a week to wash it."
corner sitting on his bed, making revving noises,
"And what are you doing sir?" he asks.
The patient replies, "I'm driving my Porsche."
"That's not a Porsche, it's your bed." says the Doctor.
"You shouldn't have said that." scowls a man in the next bed,
"He gives me five bucks a week to wash it."
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