Reading 31º now, but calling for Mostly sunny.
Highs in the lower 60s today....
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A young woman was making confession to her
priest and said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I have committed the sin of vanity as, thrice every day,
I look at myself in my full length mirror and told myself how
very beautiful I am."
After the priest looked at her, he said, "I have good news
for you, my dear.
That is not vanity........ It's simply a mistake."
priest and said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I have committed the sin of vanity as, thrice every day,
I look at myself in my full length mirror and told myself how
very beautiful I am."
After the priest looked at her, he said, "I have good news
for you, my dear.
That is not vanity........ It's simply a mistake."
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If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them,
five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog....
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them,
five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog....
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A man and woman were having marriage problems,
and decided to end their union after a very short time
together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to
court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to
this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage
together?”
The husband said, “In the six weeks we’ve been together,
we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”
The wife said, “Seven weeks.”
A man and woman were having marriage problems,
and decided to end their union after a very short time
together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to
court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to
this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage
together?”
The husband said, “In the six weeks we’ve been together,
we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”
The wife said, “Seven weeks.”
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Building Security has notified us that there have been 5
suspected terrorists working at our office.
Four of the five have been apprehended.
Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing
have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the
description of the fifth cell member, Bin Working,
in the office.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working
will be very easy to spot......
They thought they had apprehended Bin Working sitting at
a desk, but it was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate
Bin Working.
suspected terrorists working at our office.
Four of the five have been apprehended.
Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing
have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the
description of the fifth cell member, Bin Working,
in the office.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working
will be very easy to spot......
They thought they had apprehended Bin Working sitting at
a desk, but it was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate
Bin Working.
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A blonde guy is going to London on a plane;
how can you steal his window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.
how can you steal his window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.
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When you die at 77, no matter what you die of,
its natural causes.......
Even if you get hit by a truck, its natural causes.
Cause if you was younger, you'd got out of the way.
Even if you get hit by a truck, its natural causes.
Cause if you was younger, you'd got out of the way.
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Political analysts are saying that Mitt Romney is having
trouble generating enthusiasm among Iowa voters.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know you have a problem
when people in Iowa find you dull.
Iowa is a state in the Midwest that manufactures pigs,
corn and old people.
trouble generating enthusiasm among Iowa voters.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, you know you have a problem
when people in Iowa find you dull.
Iowa is a state in the Midwest that manufactures pigs,
corn and old people.
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2012 is supposed to be the year the world ends.
Have you seen the national debt?
If the world doesn't end, we are so screwed.
Have you seen the national debt?
If the world doesn't end, we are so screwed.
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Todays Thought:
What is a cynic?..... A man who knows the price of everything and the
value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde
value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde
Rae's Trivia......
Arthur Guinness Signs a 9,000-Year Lease on His Brewery (1759)
Guinness is a celebrated Irish dry stout that originated in the Dublin
brewery of Arthur Guinness.
When Guinness acquired his brewery, he famously signed a
9,000-year lease that fixed his annual rent at 45 pounds.
From 1799, the brewery produced only its distinctive, dark, creamy
Guinness stout, which became known as the national beer of Ireland.
Guinness is a celebrated Irish dry stout that originated in the Dublin
brewery of Arthur Guinness.
When Guinness acquired his brewery, he famously signed a
9,000-year lease that fixed his annual rent at 45 pounds.
From 1799, the brewery produced only its distinctive, dark, creamy
Guinness stout, which became known as the national beer of Ireland.
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