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The doctor came into my room a while ago:
and said I'm almost well enough to see my bill.
and said I'm almost well enough to see my bill.
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A young Jewish girl was nearly 10 years old.
One day, she comes home from school and says to her father,
"Daddy, I need a national costume.
My teacher told all of the class to come to school next Monday
wearing our national costumes.
"Oy vay!" he cries......
"She's not even ten, already, and she wants a mink coat!"
One day, she comes home from school and says to her father,
"Daddy, I need a national costume.
My teacher told all of the class to come to school next Monday
wearing our national costumes.
"Oy vay!" he cries......
"She's not even ten, already, and she wants a mink coat!"
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Heard on a cruise ship:
Passenger: "Captain, do these magnificent ships sink
very often?"
Captain: "No ma'am, just once."
Passenger: "Captain, do these magnificent ships sink
very often?"
Captain: "No ma'am, just once."
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The new ruler of North Korea is Kim Jong Il's son.
That's an amazing coincidence.
The elections must have gone very quickly.
That's an amazing coincidence.
The elections must have gone very quickly.
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A gentleman who was visiting a country church
service noticed that there was a lot of coughing
during the sermon.
When he asked whether everyone thereabouts
had a bad cold, an old parishioner replied,
"Oh no indeed, sir.
Those aren't coughs...... They are time signals."
service noticed that there was a lot of coughing
during the sermon.
When he asked whether everyone thereabouts
had a bad cold, an old parishioner replied,
"Oh no indeed, sir.
Those aren't coughs...... They are time signals."
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