Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... Everybody Okay this morning?
We're go to go this morning...
I'm reading 43º right now...
Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 40s.
I think we'll have a nice day...

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Petewete was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass
during the hot summer.
He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what
was for supper.
 Well, his wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air
conditioned house all day while she did all the work,
so she scolded him.
“I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now!
Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself.”
 So, he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak with
potatoes, garlic bread and a tall glass of iced tea.
 His wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up
and asked him, “You fixed something to eat?.... So, where’s mine?”
“Huh? I thought you were out of town.”
Services will be held at 10:00 AM tomorrow.

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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of
newcomers in a training camp, stated:
"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. 
First, the good.....  Private Peters will be setting the pace on our
morning run."
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight
and terribly slow. 
But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad
news. 
Private Peters will be driving a truck."

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 Three Wise Men...
Considering that not one of those Three Wise Men bothered to
bring a crib or diapers for Baby Jesus, they should simply be known
as 3 Dudes.

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Three men were in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said, "I died of cancer."
The second man said, "I died of Tuberculosis. "
The third man said, "I died of seenus."
The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?"
The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS.
I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"

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Two moving van men were taking things into a house.
One said, "Joe, help me move this chest."
Joe asked, "Why? Did miss Jones tell you to?"
"No.", replied Tom.
"Then how do you know she wants it moved?" asked Joe.
"Because she's under it."

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal
your future.
Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same:
death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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 I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

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Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and
puts on a belt over his underwear.
Why is Robin even more stupid?
Because he followed what batman did.
Why is Spider-man the most stupid superhero of them all?
Because he wears his underwear over his head.

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A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb
worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
"Great," she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don’t want this box," she said abruptly.
"It’s been opened."

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 Todays Thought:

"Fear is the main source of superstition,
and one of the main sources of cruelty.
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom." - Bertrand Russell

Rae's Trivia...

The Greek theatre grew out of Dionysian worship.
Dionysus, also called Bacchus, was a nature god of fruitfulness
and vegetation, especially known as a god of wine and ecstasy.
He was the son of Zeus and Semele.
Dionysus was the patron god of the important international society
of actors, and their reunions were celebrated in the mode of
Dionysiac Mysteries.
The meetings of the mystery clubs evolved into the Greek theatre.