Working on someone else's laptop is sure
different..... But I have time this sunday morn...
Pete...It's a chilly 65ยบ degrees this morning...
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Breakfast, this morning......
Break time......
Damn...Are you that hungry??
Don't be scared, lady... I got candy....
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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the
assignment for the next week.
"Next Sunday, "She said, "We are going to talk about liars,
and in preparation for our lesson, I want you all to read the
Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting,
the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for
the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark,
please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came foward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher...
"these students are the ones I want to talk to... t
here is no Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
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assignment for the next week.
"Next Sunday, "She said, "We are going to talk about liars,
and in preparation for our lesson, I want you all to read the
Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting,
the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for
the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark,
please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came foward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher...
"these students are the ones I want to talk to... t
here is no Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
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At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks
followed a ridgid vow of silence.
This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas,
by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.
One Christmas Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said,
"I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year
with the Christmas roast!"
Silence ensued for 365 days.
The next Christmas Brother Michael got his turn, and said,
"I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise
them!"
Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.
The following Christmas Brother Paul rose and said,
"I'm fed up with this constant bickering!"
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followed a ridgid vow of silence.
This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas,
by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.
One Christmas Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said,
"I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year
with the Christmas roast!"
Silence ensued for 365 days.
The next Christmas Brother Michael got his turn, and said,
"I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise
them!"
Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.
The following Christmas Brother Paul rose and said,
"I'm fed up with this constant bickering!"
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of life.
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Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of life.
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance
for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.
Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by
endearing terms, calling her Honey, Baby, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice.
After all these years that you have been married, you keep
calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I
forgot her name three years ago.
Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by
endearing terms, calling her Honey, Baby, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice.
After all these years that you have been married, you keep
calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I
forgot her name three years ago.
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Todays Thought....see Pete I thought of you....
"Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they
arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a
new world is born." - Anais Nin
Now for Rae's Trivia.....
Carbonate sedimentary rocks,
obviously laid down in an aquatic environment,
have
been dated to 1 billion years ago.
They are the source of the salt in the
ocean's waters.
When the oceans formed,
the high carbon dioxide content of the
atmosphere at
that time would have allowed a buildup of dissolved
carbon dioxide
in the water and made these
early oceans acidic and capable of dissolving
surface
rocks that would add to the water's salt content.
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