Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning Friends...
Did everyone have a good Thanksgiving?
I didn't think I could do the blog while on
vacation.. but I got the friends laptop working
good so was able to post...

♫

♫

♫

♥♥♥

My mind is like a steel trap ... Rusty and Illegal in 34 states...........

♫

The blonde had made it big on Hollywood, and decided she
wanted to retire and go back to her home town in the country.
There, she buys a large plot of land, has a big house made,
with three swimming pools outside.
She throws a housewarming party and all her friends and
relatives are there.
One friend pipes up: "How come you have three swimming
pools outside?"
Blonde: "One pool has warm water, for days when it is cold.
Another pool has cold water for days when it is hot."
 "What about the empty pool?"
"Well, sometimes I may not feel like swimming!"

♫

What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza
Parlor?
"Make me one with everything."
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.
The proprietor pocketed the bill.
The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

♫

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
Now you know why they call it a workstation!

♫

In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states
"All records are currently held by Chuck Norris,
and the records listed in this book are only the records of
those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris' records."

♫

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big
dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation.
He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming
them one by one.
Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister,
Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad,
the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother
and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know
that I'm lying?"

♫

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total
mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing
in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all
about the front yard.
The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to
the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
 A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded
against one wall.
In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel,
and the family room was strewn with toys and various items
of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was
spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor,
a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand
lay piled up by the back door.
 He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other
piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!
 He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas,
reading a novel.
 She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"
 She again smiled and answered, "you know everyday when
you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I
do today?"
 "Yes", he replied reluctantly.
 She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"

♫

♫

Todays Thought;

"Judge each day not by it's harvest,
but by the seeds you plant."

Rae's Trivia....

Steel was first manufactured in May 1728 in Simsbury CT by
Samuel Higley and Joseph Dewey.
The first open-hearth furnace for making steel was built in
1868 in Trenton, NJ. It was the New Jersey Steel and Iron
Company.
The first Bessemer steel converter was used in 1864 at
Eureka Iron and Steel Works.

<<<<<<<<<<(O)>>>>>>>>