Today will be Cloudy.
A slight chance of showers in the morning.
Highs in the mid 50s.
Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph with gusts up to 25 mph.
Chance of rain 20 percent.
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~ Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an
iceberg.
The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while
he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
iceberg.
The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while
he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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~ Bloopers from Sunday School Students..........
•The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told
his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
•Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and
700 porcupines.
•Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do
one to others before they do one to you.
He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
•It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and
managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
•The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told
his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
•Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and
700 porcupines.
•Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do
one to others before they do one to you.
He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
•It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and
managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
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~ He starts out raw as grapes, and it's a woman's job
to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he
matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.
to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he
matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.
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~ Aches and pains are your body's way of telling you
something.
As you grow older, your body becomes more and more
talkative.
something.
As you grow older, your body becomes more and more
talkative.
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~ Today, this weird girl started texting me.
I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back,
"This message could not be delivered because of a
temporery network setup error.
Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt
temporary wrong."
I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back,
"This message could not be delivered because of a
temporery network setup error.
Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt
temporary wrong."
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~ When a package says "easy open" I end up using
scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.
~ When a package says "easy open" I end up using
scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.
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~ My friend came over to my place for the first time last
evening, I said "Just remember,my grandmother is a bit
old & hard of hearing.
So speak nicely,speak slowly & speak loudly."
I then whispered to my perfectly capable grandmother
"My friend is slightly retarded."
Oh,what a fun evening this was.
evening, I said "Just remember,my grandmother is a bit
old & hard of hearing.
So speak nicely,speak slowly & speak loudly."
I then whispered to my perfectly capable grandmother
"My friend is slightly retarded."
Oh,what a fun evening this was.
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~ Apparently animals make different sounds according
to different languages.
For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise.
to different languages.
For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise.
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Todays thought:
* Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
- Henry Ford
- Henry Ford
Rae's Trivia......
Television was first damonstrated to the general public
at the 1939 New York Worlds Fair.
But not everyone who tuned in was turned on..
One critic from the New York Times remarked that
television would never compete with radio because
"people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen...
The average American family hasn't the time for it....
at the 1939 New York Worlds Fair.
But not everyone who tuned in was turned on..
One critic from the New York Times remarked that
television would never compete with radio because
"people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen...
The average American family hasn't the time for it....
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