Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning, Friends,,,
Hope everyone is fine....

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you don't get breakfast in bed...sorry Sparkey...

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The graduate with a science degree asks,
 'Why does it work?'
   The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
 'How does it work?'
   The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
 'How much will it cost?'
   The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
 'Do you want fries with that?'

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Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the
bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun,
"Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts,
"Hey! You! Buzz off!"

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,
until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Fairy tales...
When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of
her favorite fairy tales.
 "Mommy," asked Chelsea, "Do all fairy tales begin with
"Once Upon a Time...?""
\"No, dearest," replied Hillary, "sometimes they start with
'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight...'"

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One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the
unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available,
 but they did have a gynecologist there.
He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the
unemployment office needing temporary help again.
This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the
 gynecologist again.
The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we
 have two professional painters you can take right now?"
He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we
arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home.
But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand
 through the mail slot and paint the whole house!"

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A Groaner:
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish?...
Lamb innate.

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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of
the cages.
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"That's a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.
"Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the
size of elephants over there !"

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How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?
Cats keep covering them over with sand.

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Todays Thought;

"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to

the problem of human existence." - Erich Fromm

Raes Trivia...

The Straits of Magellan were discovered in 1520 by

Ferdinand Magellan while he was trying to

find an eastern route to the Moluccan Islands

in the Pacific.

From Spain, Magellan first sailed around South America,

discovering the Straits of Magellan, and across the Pacific.

Though he was killed in the Philippines,

his ships continued westward to Spain

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