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Good Morning....readers....
Today were having Patchy fog in the morning.
Sunny and Highs in the lower 60s.
Northwest winds around 5 mph..
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~  My accountant told me I have enough money to retire
and live like a KING!!
Only one prob..I'd be the only white one around and all
the natives would be wanting to eat me for dinner.........

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~  Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the
defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can
choose to have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked."
They're people just like you.... your equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant.
"I dont want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."

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~ Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the
basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did they also go up?

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~  Gus: Can you tell me the good way to remember
wife's birthday?
Pete: It's very easy, Just forget it once!

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 ~  President Obama tried to get a new tax through for
Halloween.
He wanted all families making more than $250,000 to
give extra candy to trick-or-treaters.

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~ Pete tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird
dream at night.
I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign.
I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how
hard I try, it won’t budge."
The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting."
But tell me what does the sign on the door say?
Pete replies, “It says 'Pull”!!!

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~  The Allied Irish Bank has issued a credit warning about
Kellogg's....... they are worried about the Harvest Crunch.

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~  Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was
taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another
man.
 "You said you love her and yet you saw her with another
man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
 "I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Jim.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller man."

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~  After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest,
wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital.
He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her
another hug and kiss when he left.
Later, the wife's roommate commented, "Your pastor is
sure friendlier than mine."

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Todays Thought:

* Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,
but most of the things they make it easier to do don't
need to be done. -  Andy Rooney

Rae's trivia......

The Statue of Liberty, originally known as Liberty
Enlightening the World, was proposed by French
historian Édouard Laboulaye in 1865 to commemorate
the alliance of France with the American colonies during
the American Revolution.
Designed by French sculptor F. A. Bartholdi,
the statue is 152 ft (46 m) high and is possibly the
tallest metal statue ever made.
It was shipped to New York in 1885, assembled,
and dedicated in 1886.

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