Today...Partly sunny. Highs around 60.
West winds 5 to 10 mph.
Yesterday's wind gusts were pretty fast....
Acorns and leaves were coming down....
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No waffles...Please.....
you can tell I love these toons....
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~ I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell
something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the
kitchen floor, not breathing!.
I panicked. I didn’t know what to do…………………
Then I remembered I Hop serves breakfast until 11.30.
something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the
kitchen floor, not breathing!.
I panicked. I didn’t know what to do…………………
Then I remembered I Hop serves breakfast until 11.30.
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~ The math teacher saw that little Jimmy wasn't paying
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Jimmy!
what are 24, 11, 4 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "ESPN, FOX, NBC and the
Nickelodeon!"
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Jimmy!
what are 24, 11, 4 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "ESPN, FOX, NBC and the
Nickelodeon!"
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~ Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds
fee" on money they already know you don't have?
fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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~ I love my children as much as anybody in here.
I let them watch TV and stuff .......
when I let them out of the shed.
I let them watch TV and stuff .......
when I let them out of the shed.
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~ what do you get when you cross an elephant and a
rhino?
el if i know
rhino?
el if i know
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~ Many years ago, I attended the University of North
Texas.
I decided to enroll in first-year French for an easy credit.
Our professor cracked me up when she explained,
"Now remember, class, 'tu' means 'y'all'
and 'vous' means 'all y'all.'
Texas.
I decided to enroll in first-year French for an easy credit.
Our professor cracked me up when she explained,
"Now remember, class, 'tu' means 'y'all'
and 'vous' means 'all y'all.'
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~ Father O'Malley answers the phone.
"Hello is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can!"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?""
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will"
"Hello is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can!"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?""
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will"
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~ All kids like vegetables, after the potato has been
turned into a chip, the carrot into a cake, the cucumber
into a pickle, and the tomato into a pizza sauce.
turned into a chip, the carrot into a cake, the cucumber
into a pickle, and the tomato into a pizza sauce.
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~ A customer in the luggage store had looked at almost
every bag when a salesman approached him and said,
"Can I help you find something?"
"Actually,"the customer said, "I'm not buying.
I'm just looking for a friend."
" Very well," replied the salesman.
"would you like me to open up the last few to see if
he's in one of them?"
every bag when a salesman approached him and said,
"Can I help you find something?"
"Actually,"the customer said, "I'm not buying.
I'm just looking for a friend."
" Very well," replied the salesman.
"would you like me to open up the last few to see if
he's in one of them?"
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Todays Thought:
~ Power is like a fried egg no matter how you cut it up
somebody always get's more than the rest....
somebody always get's more than the rest....
Rae's Trivia......
The valves of the human heart are as thick as a single
piece of tissue paper.
Women reject heart transplants more often than men.
piece of tissue paper.
Women reject heart transplants more often than men.
or how about....
Coca Cola was originally described as an
"Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage".
"Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage".
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