Sunny in the morning...then becoming partly sunny.
Highs in the upper 50s.
I'm reading 40º right now....
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Yesterdays sunrise.....
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~ Time for some jokes.....
The President(all of them)
Congress
The Senate
That's the top three jokes right now.
The President(all of them)
Congress
The Senate
That's the top three jokes right now.
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~ Hello, this is On Star Mr Gadaffi.
We noticed that your car is not moving,
is everything OK? ..... Hello,...Hello?
We noticed that your car is not moving,
is everything OK? ..... Hello,...Hello?
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~ Hey,what game is banned in libya?
Follow the leader!!
Follow the leader!!
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~ Just a thought.....
Maybe if the Libyans spent less time firing into the air,
the civil war could have ended 4 months ago.
Maybe if the Libyans spent less time firing into the air,
the civil war could have ended 4 months ago.
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~ A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
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~ Two guys met in a bar one day and started talking.
The usuall where you from kind of stuff at first.
Turns out one guy was from Texas and liked bragging
how big everything was there.
He told his new friend that he could drive all day long
and still not be on the other side of his ranch.
His friend nodded and said "I had a car like that once".
The usuall where you from kind of stuff at first.
Turns out one guy was from Texas and liked bragging
how big everything was there.
He told his new friend that he could drive all day long
and still not be on the other side of his ranch.
His friend nodded and said "I had a car like that once".
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~ New border patrol technique.......
The mayor of Mexico City has been giving out free Viagra.
That’s going to make it harder for the guys to crawl
under the fence now.
The mayor of Mexico City has been giving out free Viagra.
That’s going to make it harder for the guys to crawl
under the fence now.
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~ As I walked around the grocery store an old lady
approached my with a can of fly spray.
' excuse me young man, do you know if this is any good
for flies? ' she asked.
' no, it kills them ' I replied....
approached my with a can of fly spray.
' excuse me young man, do you know if this is any good
for flies? ' she asked.
' no, it kills them ' I replied....
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~ My friend, An American Coast Guard pilot, served in
England.
Everyone who drove through the base's gates was
required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield
for inspection by the guards, who never seemed to be
particularly vigilant.
So my friend's squadron started flashing different forms
of ID, such as a driver's license, just to see what they
could get away with.
The winner: the guy who breezed past waving a piece of
toast.
England.
Everyone who drove through the base's gates was
required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield
for inspection by the guards, who never seemed to be
particularly vigilant.
So my friend's squadron started flashing different forms
of ID, such as a driver's license, just to see what they
could get away with.
The winner: the guy who breezed past waving a piece of
toast.
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~ People are saying that Lindsay Lohan was thumbing
her nose at the law.
She was probably just holding it on from all the coke.
her nose at the law.
She was probably just holding it on from all the coke.
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Todays Thought:
* Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball
into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly
ill-designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly
ill-designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
Rae's Trivia.....
At the outset of the Manhattan Project, Albert Einstein
was one of the scientists who forecast that an A-bomb
would have to be so large and heavy that it would
require a ship to deliver it to its target.
was one of the scientists who forecast that an A-bomb
would have to be so large and heavy that it would
require a ship to deliver it to its target.
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