Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends.....
Today we're having a Sunny day...
Highs around 70º... reading 54º now...
Good sleeping weather....
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Poor Eno.....

One cool Dude.....

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~  At 8.00pm on October 31st two fire-fighters could
see a fire raging in the back yard. 
I was clearly in breach of the rule on burning leaves after
 dark. 
One of the fireman knocked on the door, and they both
waited each holding their helmet in their hand. 
The little old woman opened the door and promptly
dropping a bar of candy into each helmet. 
She then told them, 'Aren't you boys are a little old for
trick and treat, and closed the door'. 
The fire-fighters left open mouthed.

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~  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he
checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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 ~  Pete was on a walking holiday in Ireland.
He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for
something to drink.
The lady of the house invited him in and served him a
bowl of soup by the fire.
There was a wee pig running around the kitchen,
running up to Pete and giving him a great deal of
attention.
Pete commented that he had never seen a pig this
friendly.
The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly.
That's just his bowl you're using."

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~  Sky news report.....
The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya .
They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand, and one full of
cement..it was a mortar attack.

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~  A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in
a discussion during a dinner.
 Catholic: “I have a large fortune....
I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy
Bank of America!”
Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince....
I intend to purchase Goldman Sachs!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on
the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them
and casually says:     “I'm not selling!!!...”

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~~  Psychiatrist to patient: "You have nothing to worry
about, anyone who can pay my bills is certainly not a
failure."

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*  Faster than a speeding bullet...
more powerful than a locomotive...
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...
yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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* Did you hear about the guy who went to therapy
because he couldn't climb a mountain?
He never really got over it...

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Todays Thought:

 live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom
for the summons that will inevitably come.
And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is.
One doesn't luckily have to bother about that. -  Agatha Christie

Rae's Trivia......

Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain once bought six turtles
and put them in a bathtub in the middle of his living
room.
When the smell got too bad, he and a friend drilled a
hole in the middle of the floor as a drain.