Well, everyone have a good weekend....
Todays weather...
Rain. Rain may be heavy at times.
Highs in the mid 60s.
Chance of rain near 100 percent.
Stay dry.......
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Oh, no...not that...I hope your feet are clean....
I was having that for breakfast.....
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Me thinks you gots long wait......
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Barn, sez he'll take care of this....
little problem..
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Yep....That's what he said...
He better be good... he's only got one.....
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I don't believe so....
But you never know....
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Yeah, and I know that someone...
I'll get "Barny" after you.....
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This cat is "Pooped out"....
Go to bed... "Tiger"
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What can you say??
More on the way.....
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Giving him a rest....
He must have hauled a big load.....
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What!! No Diving!
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Well, if I can unlock the bike I'll be on my way..
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♥♥♥
~ As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Martin
became increasingly furious with her husband,
who was obviously delighted to be pressed tight against
a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the ground floor,
the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Martin,
and said, "That will teach you to grab!"
Bewildered, Mr. Martin was halfway through the lobby
when he choked out, "I didn't touch that woman."
"Of course you didn't," said Mrs. Martin..... "I did!
became increasingly furious with her husband,
who was obviously delighted to be pressed tight against
a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the ground floor,
the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Martin,
and said, "That will teach you to grab!"
Bewildered, Mr. Martin was halfway through the lobby
when he choked out, "I didn't touch that woman."
"Of course you didn't," said Mrs. Martin..... "I did!
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~ My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot,
I still don't get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, Which End Sir?
At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot,
I still don't get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, Which End Sir?
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~ An Ugly Truth:
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45
But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45
But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31
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~ A young boy arrived at school wearing only one glove.
His teacher asked, "Ben, why are you wearing only one
glove?"
"Well, Mrs. Jones," Ben explained, "I was watching the
weather forecast last night and they said it was going to
be sunny, but on the other hand it could get quite cold."
His teacher asked, "Ben, why are you wearing only one
glove?"
"Well, Mrs. Jones," Ben explained, "I was watching the
weather forecast last night and they said it was going to
be sunny, but on the other hand it could get quite cold."
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~ A youngster asked an old rich man how he made his
money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,
"Well son, it was 1932.
The depth of the Great Depression.
I was down to my last nickel.
I invested that nickel in an apple.
I spent the entire day polishing that apple and,
at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two
apples.
I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for
20 cents.
I continued this system of polishing and selling,
each time re- investing my profits into buying more
apples."
"Wow!" said the young man, "and that's how you
accumulated your fortune?"
"Nah", said the old man, then the fortunate thing
happened
"my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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~ WalMart is now considering selling wine from vending
machines.
As a precaution, the machine requires that you swipe
your drivers license first.
If you're buying wine from a vending machine,
what are the odds you still have a drivers license?
machines.
As a precaution, the machine requires that you swipe
your drivers license first.
If you're buying wine from a vending machine,
what are the odds you still have a drivers license?
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~ Romantic on SMS......
She sends him the following message on SMS:
My love.....If you're sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you're smiling, send me your smile.
If you're crying, send me your tears.
I love you...
He replies:
I'm in the toilet.
What do I send?
She sends him the following message on SMS:
My love.....If you're sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you're smiling, send me your smile.
If you're crying, send me your tears.
I love you...
He replies:
I'm in the toilet.
What do I send?
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~ Doctors just found a gene for shyness.
They would have found it earlier,
but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
They would have found it earlier,
but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
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~ Billy had reached school age.
His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to
make him enthusiastic about the idea.
She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new
friends he'd meet, and so on.
When the first day came, Billy eagerly went off and came
back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.
The next morning when his mother woke him up,
he asked, "What for?"
She told him it was time to get ready for school.
"What?" he asked. "Again?"
~ Billy had reached school age.
His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to
make him enthusiastic about the idea.
She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new
friends he'd meet, and so on.
When the first day came, Billy eagerly went off and came
back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.
The next morning when his mother woke him up,
he asked, "What for?"
She told him it was time to get ready for school.
"What?" he asked. "Again?"
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~ A couple returns from their honeymoon and it was
obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each
other.
The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's
wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "when we had finished
making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the
bathroom, I put a $100 bill on the pillow without
thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much,"
said his friend.
"I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough -
she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all
these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I
can get over this though: She gave me $80 change!"
obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each
other.
The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's
wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "when we had finished
making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the
bathroom, I put a $100 bill on the pillow without
thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much,"
said his friend.
"I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough -
she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all
these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I
can get over this though: She gave me $80 change!"
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Pete's Thought for today:
Real heroes are men who fall and fail and are flawed,
but win out in the end because they've stayed true to
their ideals and beliefs and commitments. - Kevin Costner
but win out in the end because they've stayed true to
their ideals and beliefs and commitments. - Kevin Costner
Rae's Trivia.....
DANIEL BOONE: Expected to fetch $12,000 at a 2009
auction, Fess Parker's coonskin cap from the
1964-70 frontier series took in more than twice
that: $27,000.
A collector bought the iconic headpiece from a man
who had received it as a childhood gift back in the
1970s.
auction, Fess Parker's coonskin cap from the
1964-70 frontier series took in more than twice
that: $27,000.
A collector bought the iconic headpiece from a man
who had received it as a childhood gift back in the
1970s.
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