58º this morning....good sleeping weather...
Areas of fog in the morning.
Sunny, today.... Highs in the mid 80s.
Hummers moving south, got 3 hanging around yet.
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A Sponge Bob...Pizza?
Looks pretty weird....
Is this something "Pete" would eat?
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I bet there are plenty floating around...
I know I've lost a few.....
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Yes...stay way back, about a city block.....
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I am damn sure someone is!
This is just not right....
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Even the cat knows it.....
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Cool lookin Dude......
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Oh,Oh...someones mad.....
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I wouldn't stand in front of this car.....
"Butterfly car with a stinger" ??
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Don't run...We want you.....
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Yeah,,I thought it was too!!
Thanks....
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Well, see you tomorrow....
I got some things to do......
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♥♥♥
~ "I think I may be losing my mind!" The blonde
complained to her doctor.
"I can't remember anything five minutes after it happens!"
Her doctor answered her in his most comforting
tone, "Just take off all your clothes and lie down."
complained to her doctor.
"I can't remember anything five minutes after it happens!"
Her doctor answered her in his most comforting
tone, "Just take off all your clothes and lie down."
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~ A group of tourists were watching the re-enactment
of an ancient Egyptian religious ritual.
One turned to a nearby local, pointed to the statue that
was being praised and asked,
"Pardon me, but what was the name of that god
supposed to be?"
"Why do you ask?" the man replied.
The tourist shrugged. "Just idol curiosity, I guess."
of an ancient Egyptian religious ritual.
One turned to a nearby local, pointed to the statue that
was being praised and asked,
"Pardon me, but what was the name of that god
supposed to be?"
"Why do you ask?" the man replied.
The tourist shrugged. "Just idol curiosity, I guess."
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* Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of
language.
Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher.
"You don't even know what it means."
"I do, too!" Little Johnny retorted.
"It means the car won't start."
"Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of
language.
Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher.
"You don't even know what it means."
"I do, too!" Little Johnny retorted.
"It means the car won't start."
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* A rabbi, a priest and a minister have their houses of
worship side by side, so they decide to carpool.
On the first day, the other two are shocked to see the
pastor lay hands on the hood and pray silently.
"What are you doing?" the priest asks.
The pastor looks up.
"I'm just dedicating the car to the Lord's service."
"Good idea! Be right back!" the priest exclaims,
running into his church.
He emerges with a bulb on a short stick, shaking water
out of it onto the car.
The rabbi stares. "What are you doing?" he says.
"I'm consecrating it with holy water," the priest replies.
"Great idea!" the rabbi says, and runs into his
synagogue's toolshed.
He emerges with a hacksaw and takes off an inch of
the tailpipe.
worship side by side, so they decide to carpool.
On the first day, the other two are shocked to see the
pastor lay hands on the hood and pray silently.
"What are you doing?" the priest asks.
The pastor looks up.
"I'm just dedicating the car to the Lord's service."
"Good idea! Be right back!" the priest exclaims,
running into his church.
He emerges with a bulb on a short stick, shaking water
out of it onto the car.
The rabbi stares. "What are you doing?" he says.
"I'm consecrating it with holy water," the priest replies.
"Great idea!" the rabbi says, and runs into his
synagogue's toolshed.
He emerges with a hacksaw and takes off an inch of
the tailpipe.
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* A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked
to see her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady,
it stipulates here on your license that you should be
wearing glasses.”
“Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.
“Look lady, I don’t care who you know,” snapped the
officer...... “You’re getting a ticket.”.
to see her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady,
it stipulates here on your license that you should be
wearing glasses.”
“Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.
“Look lady, I don’t care who you know,” snapped the
officer...... “You’re getting a ticket.”.
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* Pete had told all his friends about the delicious
steak he'd eaten in the Main Street restaurant the
day before.
So they decided to go down there and see if it was really
as large and delicious as he said.
But, much to their disappointment, the waiter brought
them the tiniest steak they'd ever seen.
"See here, my good man," Pete barked.
"I was in this restaurant yesterday, and you served me
a big, juicy steak, and now today, when I've organized
a party and highly recommended this place,
you serve such a small one."
"Yes, sir," replied the waiter.
"But yesterday you were sitting by the window."
steak he'd eaten in the Main Street restaurant the
day before.
So they decided to go down there and see if it was really
as large and delicious as he said.
But, much to their disappointment, the waiter brought
them the tiniest steak they'd ever seen.
"See here, my good man," Pete barked.
"I was in this restaurant yesterday, and you served me
a big, juicy steak, and now today, when I've organized
a party and highly recommended this place,
you serve such a small one."
"Yes, sir," replied the waiter.
"But yesterday you were sitting by the window."
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* A man is walking down the beach and comes across
an old bottle.
He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle.
In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great.
I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with
account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right
here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red
brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to
women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box
of chocolates.
an old bottle.
He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle.
In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great.
I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with
account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right
here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red
brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to
women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box
of chocolates.
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* A newfie road-worker was hired to paint the line that
goes down the center of the road.
The first day he managed to paint 2 kilometers,
and his boss was very pleased.
The next day he only painted 200 meters,
but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too
hard on the first day.
But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters.
The boss called him into the office and demanded an
explanation.
"Well, you see its getting so damn far to walk all the
way back to the paint bucket," the newfie explained...
goes down the center of the road.
The first day he managed to paint 2 kilometers,
and his boss was very pleased.
The next day he only painted 200 meters,
but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too
hard on the first day.
But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters.
The boss called him into the office and demanded an
explanation.
"Well, you see its getting so damn far to walk all the
way back to the paint bucket," the newfie explained...
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* If electricity comes from electrons...
does that mean that morality comes from morons?
does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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* At a wedding party recently someone yelled,
"All the married men please stand next to the one
person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was pretty nearly crushed to death.
"All the married men please stand next to the one
person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was pretty nearly crushed to death.
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Todays Thought:
Were we directed from Washington when to sow and
when to reap, we should soon want bread..." ~Thomas Jefferson
when to reap, we should soon want bread..." ~Thomas Jefferson
Rae's Trivia....
In the world of TV advertising, there's a fine line between
attention-grabbing...and unacceptable.
Here is one ad that were banned, pulled, rejected,
legislated against, or otherwise taken off television.
Company: Pepsi (2001)
Commercial: Dressed as Goldilocks, Sex and the City
star Kim Cattrall wanders into a football locker room
and finds a bunch of chilled cans of soda.
After tasting them all, she decided that Pepsi One is
"just right,"
The camera cuts to the football players returning,
at which point Cattrall is in the team's hot tub.
Banned: Did Pepsi remove the ad from circulation
because of the implied nudity or sexual innuendo?
Nope..... The NFL, threatened to sue because the
players' jerseys looked too much like those of the
Chicago Bears.
attention-grabbing...and unacceptable.
Here is one ad that were banned, pulled, rejected,
legislated against, or otherwise taken off television.
Company: Pepsi (2001)
Commercial: Dressed as Goldilocks, Sex and the City
star Kim Cattrall wanders into a football locker room
and finds a bunch of chilled cans of soda.
After tasting them all, she decided that Pepsi One is
"just right,"
The camera cuts to the football players returning,
at which point Cattrall is in the team's hot tub.
Banned: Did Pepsi remove the ad from circulation
because of the implied nudity or sexual innuendo?
Nope..... The NFL, threatened to sue because the
players' jerseys looked too much like those of the
Chicago Bears.
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