Todays forcast....
Mostly sunny. Scattered showers and thunderstorms...
mainly in the afternoon. Highs in the lower 80s.
Chance of rain 40 percent.
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How about this Sandwich, Pete....
Got you hungry yet?
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I also love Bacon.....
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Tea time....
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What I call a "Bad crabby Crab"
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She must be tired out...
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I don't know,, but you look comfortable...
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So your the one that doesn't flush.....
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Looks like he's had a rough call...
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You know....I feel the same way....
Same for you too...Pete?
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Must have been some big cuts.....
Need "Barney Fife"
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Time to go..... see you tomorrow..
same time....same place...
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* "Damn Barak they're getting smarter".
A quote from all of his senior advisors.
A quote from all of his senior advisors.
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* Pete, who found another job after months of
unemployment, was discussing with friends how tough
it was to recover financially.
"I know what it's like, one woman said,
"You have to work two jobs just to make ends meet."
"I'm not worrying about making my ends meet,"
Pete retorted........
"I'd just like to get them to wave to each
other."
unemployment, was discussing with friends how tough
it was to recover financially.
"I know what it's like, one woman said,
"You have to work two jobs just to make ends meet."
"I'm not worrying about making my ends meet,"
Pete retorted........
"I'd just like to get them to wave to each
other."
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* My wife thinks I am GOD....
She is always saying things like:
"JESUS CHRIST, when the trash is full, take it outside
and replace the liner"
and:
"GOD, do you ever get off the computer?"
She really adores me.
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* It's hard to believe, another dumb criminal...
In Tacoma Wa. today it's being reported a 20 yr.
old guy asked his neighbor if he could use the
neighbor's dumpster to dispose of a body.
The neighbor with the dumpster thought it was strange
enough he called the cops who found the body of a
16yr old.
If the 20yr old gets the death penalty is he eligible for
a Darwin Award?
In Tacoma Wa. today it's being reported a 20 yr.
old guy asked his neighbor if he could use the
neighbor's dumpster to dispose of a body.
The neighbor with the dumpster thought it was strange
enough he called the cops who found the body of a
16yr old.
If the 20yr old gets the death penalty is he eligible for
a Darwin Award?
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* A dear friend of advancing age still drives,
but has us concerned.
On a recent trip she tried to edge into a parking spot to
avoid blocking a driveway.
Unfortunately, she hit the large SUV in front of her.
A rather irate woman stepped out and yelled,
"You hit my car!"
Totally unfazed, my friend said: "No I did not.
That was your bumper I hit.
That's what they're for!"
but has us concerned.
On a recent trip she tried to edge into a parking spot to
avoid blocking a driveway.
Unfortunately, she hit the large SUV in front of her.
A rather irate woman stepped out and yelled,
"You hit my car!"
Totally unfazed, my friend said: "No I did not.
That was your bumper I hit.
That's what they're for!"
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* Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!
Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!
Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!
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* Pete told me....
“The grocer gave me a phony quarter this morning.
You can’t trust anyone these days!”
“Let me see it.”
“I can’t. I used it at the drug store.”
You can’t trust anyone these days!”
“Let me see it.”
“I can’t. I used it at the drug store.”
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~ If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five
dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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~ A photographer was taking pictures of a little boy.
She tried to relax the boy by engaging him in
conversation.
She said, "You have such beautiful eyes.
Where did you get them?"
The boy looked at her with a puzzled expression and
answered, "They came with my face!"
She tried to relax the boy by engaging him in
conversation.
She said, "You have such beautiful eyes.
Where did you get them?"
The boy looked at her with a puzzled expression and
answered, "They came with my face!"
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~ When I was a kid, my family was so poor that I had to
wear my brother's hand-me-downs, at the same time
that he was wearing them.
Redd Foxx
wear my brother's hand-me-downs, at the same time
that he was wearing them.
Redd Foxx
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~ My father is a skilled CPA, but is not great at
self-promotion.
So when an advertising company offered to put my
father’s business placard in the shopping carts of a
supermarket, my dad jumped at the chance.
Fully a year went by before we got a call that could be
traced to those placards.
“Richard Larson, CPA?” the caller asked.
“That’s right,” my father answered. “May I help you?”
“Yes,” the voice said.
“One of your shopping carts is in my yard and I want you
to come and get it.”
self-promotion.
So when an advertising company offered to put my
father’s business placard in the shopping carts of a
supermarket, my dad jumped at the chance.
Fully a year went by before we got a call that could be
traced to those placards.
“Richard Larson, CPA?” the caller asked.
“That’s right,” my father answered. “May I help you?”
“Yes,” the voice said.
“One of your shopping carts is in my yard and I want you
to come and get it.”
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~ A Guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying
the pool when the manager told him quite bluntly to get
out.
When asked for the reason, the manager said,
"Because you peed in the pool."
"Well," replied the swimmer, "lots of people do that."
"True," answered the manager,
"but you did it from the diving board."
the pool when the manager told him quite bluntly to get
out.
When asked for the reason, the manager said,
"Because you peed in the pool."
"Well," replied the swimmer, "lots of people do that."
"True," answered the manager,
"but you did it from the diving board."
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Todays thought:
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether
it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the
wrong cure.
it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the
wrong cure.
Rae's Trivia
Toward the latter part of the fifteenth century, men’s
footwear had a square tip resembling a duck’s beak,
a fashion trend started by Charles VIII to hide the
deformity of one of his feet, which had an extra toe.
footwear had a square tip resembling a duck’s beak,
a fashion trend started by Charles VIII to hide the
deformity of one of his feet, which had an extra toe.
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