Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors....
Today we'll have...  A chance of showers in the morning...
then showers likely with a slight chance of thunderstorms
in the afternoon. Highs in the lower 70s.
Chance of rain 70 percent.
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Yesterdays Sunrise.......

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I don't know about you, but I love fried Chicken....

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Hey! "Bubba"..Dogs can't read.......

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Looks like a couple "Cat Fish".......

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Hey! a famous side walk artist did this.....

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Must be a "Lazyboy' couch....

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Damn, Is that you, BATMAN??

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Going to take this shortcut...

See you tomorrow.....

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*  Vicky was at a business conference.
During a break, she decided to call home collect.
Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a
stranger?s voice say, ?We have Vicky on the line.
Will you accept the charges??
Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came
charging outside screaming, ?Dad!
They have Mom!.... And they want money!?

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*  Okay, so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from
Maine.
The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks,
"Say, how much land you think you got here?"
Mainer: 'Bout 10 acres I'd say."
Texan (boasting): Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to
drive completely around my property!"
Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too...

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*  There was a blonde chef who got fired recently.....
They said it was because she lacked common scents........

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*   why is a banana is like a politician?
 When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten..
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like
NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate
sponsors.

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*  You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

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*  So there's this foreign guy in the office today,
and my coworker is talking to him about a new born
baby.
 "What'd you have?" she asks.
His eyes light up with the love you only see in a brand
new father, and he says, "an American citizen!"

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*  Stoner walks up to a guy with a chicken on a rotisserie
 spit on the barbecue grill.
 "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude".
"What?", asks the barbecuer.
"Duuuuuude, the music has stopped and your
monkey's on fire."

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*  I saved my mistress' phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'.
Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus
takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.

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~  My Wife and I are inseparable.
In fact, last week it took four cops and a police dog to
keep us apart.

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Todays Thought;

 "What we think, or what we know, or what we believe
is, in the end, of little consequence.
The only consequence is what we do." - John Ruskin

Rae's Trivia....

One of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was a
lighthouse, the famous Pharos of Alexandria in Egypt.
Pharos was the first lighthouse in history, and is still the
tallest on record. (It was 450 feet high about the size
of a 45-story skyscraper.)