Partly sunny with a chance of showers and thunderstorms
in the morning...then mostly cloudy with showers and
thunderstorms likely in the afternoon.
Highs in the upper 80s. . Chance of rain 60 percent.
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Looks like someone is having breakfast this morning..
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woops... I mean some are trying....
Now that would make me mad.......
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Oh...My...
That would spoil your appetite...
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Nah...to small...
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I think someones gonna be mad......
I know I would be.....
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Oh, My.... your Mom's gonna be mad.....
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Oh, the Grinch told you to do it....
Then the Grinch better be moving on.....
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Looks like he saw the unthinkable....
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What... you want it all.?
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And no one knows if your not....
So it works both ways....
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I want the sporty Red one.....
They's cool.....
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♥♥♥
~ My Friend, Flex isn't much of a cook...
He got a new grill and invited us over.
It didn't turn out so well,
The steaks were rare and the fingers well done!!
He got a new grill and invited us over.
It didn't turn out so well,
The steaks were rare and the fingers well done!!
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~ How come it takes so little time for a child who is
afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay out all night?
afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay out all night?
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~ A Penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
have you seen my brother?
Bartender says, Whats he look like??
have you seen my brother?
Bartender says, Whats he look like??
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~ As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this
strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and
calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a
tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without
any reservations, you laid on my naked body...
you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry
mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you
drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you,
but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last
nights events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic
ravishing, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...you damn...
mosquito!
strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and
calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a
tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without
any reservations, you laid on my naked body...
you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry
mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you
drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you,
but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last
nights events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic
ravishing, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...you damn...
mosquito!
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~ "Honey," said this husband to his wife,
"I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy?
The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping,
all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a
fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
"I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy?
The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping,
all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a
fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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~ A man wanted to determine if both his wife and
mistress were faithful to him.
So he decided to send them on the same cruise,
then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people
on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the
specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his
mistress.
"She slept with nearly every man on the ship,"
his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his
cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about
his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left
his side."
~ A man wanted to determine if both his wife and
mistress were faithful to him.
So he decided to send them on the same cruise,
then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people
on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the
specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his
mistress.
"She slept with nearly every man on the ship,"
his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his
cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about
his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left
his side."
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* Remember: "Stop, Drop, and Roll" is not only an
effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable
way out of a boring conversation.
* Remember: "Stop, Drop, and Roll" is not only an
effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable
way out of a boring conversation.
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* A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night.
The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman
says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman
says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
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* A poker face enables a card player to conceal the
kind of hand he has by the kind of face he hasn't.
kind of hand he has by the kind of face he hasn't.
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* Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two
turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a
good look at the turtles that did this?
He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”
turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a
good look at the turtles that did this?
He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”
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Todays Thought:
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Rae's Trivia....
Well-dressed ladies in Europe went wild over wearing
lightning rods on their hats and trailing a long ground
wire, a fad that began after Benjamin Franklin published
instructions on how to make them in his almanac
Poor Richard Improved in 1753.
lightning rods on their hats and trailing a long ground
wire, a fad that began after Benjamin Franklin published
instructions on how to make them in his almanac
Poor Richard Improved in 1753.
1 comment:
Not sure I like the sound of being a lightening conductor Love the way the cat gets it's own back on the dog LOL
Rae x
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