Today..Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 80s.
Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph with gusts up to 25 mph.
Great sleeping weather.....
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A good Hardy breakfast..Petewete??
This is an English breakfast....
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And if this guy ain't careful.. he'll be breakfast.....
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Hey! The sign says no bike riding.....
can't you read??
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One bite, just one bite......
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Yep...same thing...
You look smug......
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Get out of the dish washer!
I think I'll turn it on.... that will fix you....
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What, for the Dog Times??
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Sorry, I won't ride this....
Petewete can, he's a better man then me.....
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I'd hate to be in the middle of this mess....
No fun......
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Boy, this is the truth......
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Hey, this is a neat looking Camper......
I bet its cool inside too...
Me and my Honey would Enjoy this....
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~ Another perspective on the debt ceiling....
You come home from work and find there has been a
sewer Backup and you have sewage up to your ceilings.
What do you do ?
……raise the ceilings, or pump out the crap?
Your Congress at work......
(I guess you can Blame the previous owner then go
on vacation. )
You come home from work and find there has been a
sewer Backup and you have sewage up to your ceilings.
What do you do ?
……raise the ceilings, or pump out the crap?
Your Congress at work......
(I guess you can Blame the previous owner then go
on vacation. )
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~ Knowing Your Spouse......
One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and
tribulations of making the journey from childhood to
adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from
Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a lake in
Wisconsin or Michigan.
Every year, it seems, we would get on a highway a few
miles out of the city, and mom would wail,
“Oh my goodness! I think left the iron on.”
And almost every year we would turn around and go
back.
But as I recall, not once was it was ever plugged in.
She often had the same fear that all our earthly
possessions would disappear in a fire caused by her
forgetfulness.
When I was about 14 years old, we were headed out of
Chicago for Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and, sure enough,
Mom gasped, “I just know I left the iron on.”
My father didn’t say a word, just pulled over onto the
shoulder of the road, got out, opened the trunk and
handed her the iron.
One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and
tribulations of making the journey from childhood to
adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from
Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a lake in
Wisconsin or Michigan.
Every year, it seems, we would get on a highway a few
miles out of the city, and mom would wail,
“Oh my goodness! I think left the iron on.”
And almost every year we would turn around and go
back.
But as I recall, not once was it was ever plugged in.
She often had the same fear that all our earthly
possessions would disappear in a fire caused by her
forgetfulness.
When I was about 14 years old, we were headed out of
Chicago for Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and, sure enough,
Mom gasped, “I just know I left the iron on.”
My father didn’t say a word, just pulled over onto the
shoulder of the road, got out, opened the trunk and
handed her the iron.
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~ Mr. Martin saw his son's shiner and demanded,
"Tommy, who gave you that black eye?"
"No one gave it to me dad," replied the spunky lad.
"I had to fight for it."
~ Mr. Martin saw his son's shiner and demanded,
"Tommy, who gave you that black eye?"
"No one gave it to me dad," replied the spunky lad.
"I had to fight for it."
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~ Pete did you know.....
You can now buy Viagra in cream form you rub it in,
but it has a serious side effect you can't bend your
fingers for 4 days afterwards ...
but it has a serious side effect you can't bend your
fingers for 4 days afterwards ...
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~ Two businessmen in R-ville were sitting down for a
break in their soon-to-be new shop....
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves
set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some
old person is going to walk by, put his or her face to the
window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window,
had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,
"What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said,
Must be doing well... Only two left."
break in their soon-to-be new shop....
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves
set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some
old person is going to walk by, put his or her face to the
window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window,
had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,
"What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said,
Must be doing well... Only two left."
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~ Wal-Mart Vs. Heaven.........
I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers.
Here are the similarities I have noticed between the
kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low
Prices.
* Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gates...
Wal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at
the automatic doors.
* Heaven: Eternal....
Wal-Mart: Open 24 hours.
*Heaven: Where old people go when they expire...
Wal-Mart: Where old people go when they retire.
* Heaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves God....
Wal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for Everyone.
* Heaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of
God....
Wal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a
price check on diapers..
* Heaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what
your sin.....
Wal-Mart: Full money refund on no matter what your
complaint.
* Heaven: motto - EDLP = Every Do-gooder lives peacefully..
Wal-Mart: motto - EDLP = Every day low prices....
Heaven: Sam Walton -- now a resident!
Wal-Mart: Sam's choice cola -- now on sale!
~ Wal-Mart Vs. Heaven.........
I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers.
Here are the similarities I have noticed between the
kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low
Prices.
* Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gates...
Wal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at
the automatic doors.
* Heaven: Eternal....
Wal-Mart: Open 24 hours.
*Heaven: Where old people go when they expire...
Wal-Mart: Where old people go when they retire.
* Heaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves God....
Wal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for Everyone.
* Heaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of
God....
Wal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a
price check on diapers..
* Heaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what
your sin.....
Wal-Mart: Full money refund on no matter what your
complaint.
* Heaven: motto - EDLP = Every Do-gooder lives peacefully..
Wal-Mart: motto - EDLP = Every day low prices....
Heaven: Sam Walton -- now a resident!
Wal-Mart: Sam's choice cola -- now on sale!
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* "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,
and gave all my money to the church, would I get into
heaven?" a teacher asked the children in her Sunday
school class.
"No" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into
heaven?"
Again the answer was, "No!"
"Well," she continued, "Then how can I get to heaven?!"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead"
* "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,
and gave all my money to the church, would I get into
heaven?" a teacher asked the children in her Sunday
school class.
"No" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into
heaven?"
Again the answer was, "No!"
"Well," she continued, "Then how can I get to heaven?!"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead"
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* Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's!
She kept throwing away the W's!
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* banker parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the
office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before
zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the banker grabs his
mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions,
the man starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll
simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman
shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers
are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?"
sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your arm
was torn off when the truck hit you?"
The Banker looks down in horror.
he screams..... "Where's my Rolex?"
office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before
zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the banker grabs his
mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions,
the man starts screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll
simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman
shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers
are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?"
sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your arm
was torn off when the truck hit you?"
The Banker looks down in horror.
he screams..... "Where's my Rolex?"
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~ A husband walks into the bedroom holding two
aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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Today's Thought;
The true test of one's political belief comes when
the tax demand caused by their implementation lands
on your doormat.
the tax demand caused by their implementation lands
on your doormat.
Rae's Trivia....
Your nose makes nearly a cupful of snot every day
through the mucous membranes in the nose.
When you inhale air, it contains lots of tiny particles like
dust, dirt, germs, and pollen.
If these particles made it to the lungs, the lungs could
get damaged, and it would be difficult to breathe.
Snot works by trapping these particles.
through the mucous membranes in the nose.
When you inhale air, it contains lots of tiny particles like
dust, dirt, germs, and pollen.
If these particles made it to the lungs, the lungs could
get damaged, and it would be difficult to breathe.
Snot works by trapping these particles.
1 comment:
Geeeeeeeeee Gus I couldn't have gone on much longer without knowing that particular piece of trivia LOL
Rae xx
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