Well, today is going to be great....
Sunny, Highs around 80, North winds around 5 mph
in the morning...becoming light and variable.
Get up....Lazy!
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This was yesterdays Sunrise....
Few clouds but was nice....
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My friends are leaving for the winter......
Have a safe trip......
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She said "I know I've got a cabbage leaf on my head....
It keeps the Sun off"...
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Get back in the house before you get sunburned,,,,
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Oh, you think I'm on here too much??
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You can go to jail, for what your thinking... Bubba...
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No.......
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Repo Man??.....
Damn, he's harsh.....
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Well, I repaired this one.....
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A go any where car.......
But I don't know if I could climb in it.....
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~ The English language has some wonderfully
anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various
groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of
chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is a Pride of lions,
a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks
and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably
because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious,
most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all
primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of
baboons?
Believe it or not....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come
out of Washington!
anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various
groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of
chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is a Pride of lions,
a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks
and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably
because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious,
most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all
primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of
baboons?
Believe it or not....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come
out of Washington!
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~ On Osama Bin Ladens death......
There is now conclusive evidence that
Osama Bin Laden is dead.
This week he registered to vote in Chicago!
Regards, Barry..
There is now conclusive evidence that
Osama Bin Laden is dead.
This week he registered to vote in Chicago!
Regards, Barry..
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~ what is a shoebox?
An illegal alien A.T.M. machine...
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~ Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a
contest of principles. - Ambrose Bierce
contest of principles. - Ambrose Bierce
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~ Love isn't who you can see yourself with,
it's who you can't see yourself without.
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~ Boudreaux took flying lessons.
After a few years he was cleared to solo.
He tooked off then ran into some clouds.
He couldn't see nothing.
So he called for help on that there Citizen Band
Walkie-Talkie.
Baton Rouge tower said, "We'll help you get out dem
clouds.
What's your height and location?"
Broudeaux said, "I'm 'bout 5'9" an' I'm in the front
of da plane."
After a few years he was cleared to solo.
He tooked off then ran into some clouds.
He couldn't see nothing.
So he called for help on that there Citizen Band
Walkie-Talkie.
Baton Rouge tower said, "We'll help you get out dem
clouds.
What's your height and location?"
Broudeaux said, "I'm 'bout 5'9" an' I'm in the front
of da plane."
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~ Dear Yahoo:
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's
Yahoo! It."
Just saying...Sincerely, Google.....
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's
Yahoo! It."
Just saying...Sincerely, Google.....
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~ A midget waddles into the library and asks,
"Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, it's on the top shelf."
"Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, it's on the top shelf."
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~ An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman
were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
'I always stir my tea with my left hand,'
said The Englishman.
'I always stir my tea with my right hand,'
said The Scotsman.
'Oh me?' said The Irishman, 'I always use a spoon.'
were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
'I always stir my tea with my left hand,'
said The Englishman.
'I always stir my tea with my right hand,'
said The Scotsman.
'Oh me?' said The Irishman, 'I always use a spoon.'
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* Last time I was on JetBlue, there was a dude next to
me who looked a little suspicious.
I was nervous.
He was watching a movie, though; so Im thinking,
Would a hijacker watch a movie?
Probably not, right?... But you know its a good movie
if you land, and hes like, Oh my God, I forgot to hijack
the plane.
me who looked a little suspicious.
I was nervous.
He was watching a movie, though; so Im thinking,
Would a hijacker watch a movie?
Probably not, right?... But you know its a good movie
if you land, and hes like, Oh my God, I forgot to hijack
the plane.
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Pete's Thought for today....
"The pessimist complains about the wind;
the optimist expects it to change;
the realist adjusts the sails." - William Arthur Ward
the optimist expects it to change;
the realist adjusts the sails." - William Arthur Ward
Rae's Trivia......
How fast do hummingbirds flap their wings?
For small hummers like Ruby-throated,
about 55 times per second.
Normal flight speed is about 25 MPH.
How long do hummingbirds live?
About 4 years on average.
The record is 12.
For small hummers like Ruby-throated,
about 55 times per second.
Normal flight speed is about 25 MPH.
How long do hummingbirds live?
About 4 years on average.
The record is 12.
Pete...Them eggs are talking to you.......
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