Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning...  Well it's Hump day...
Sunny. Highs in the upper 80s.
Northeast winds around 5 mph...
becoming south around 5 mph in the afternoon.
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Yesterdays Sunrise....

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She's getting breakfast.....

I think their getting ready for their trip South....

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Looks like "Mummified" hot dogs...

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I see...

What can I say??

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You lost me back at "Girlfriend".....

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You look "Disjointed" to me....

But what do I know??

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So, I'm not the only one......

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Oh,No.... you didn't... Thats why the bill is so high.....

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Hey !.. These guys are Cool... Huh??

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What can you say??

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Well, time to cut the grass....

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~  One night our dog suddenly began barking almost
every night at around 3 a.m.
 Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the
backyard for what might have disturbed this otherwise
peaceful animal.
 For three days he found nothing amiss.
When the dog woke up the neighbourhood a fourth night
at 3 a.m. with frantic barking, Larry finally snuck around
the house through the alley only to discover our quiet
neighbour, the last man you’d suspect of wrongdoing,
throwing pebbles over the fence at the dog.
 My husband demanded to know what he was doing.
 “My mother-in-law is visiting,” the embarrassed
neighbour explained.
“If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one
more time she says she’ll leave.”

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~  To succeed in life a person need 3 things:
A wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

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~  The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand
that you have sworn to tell the truth?”
“I do.”
 “Do you understand what will happen if you are not
 truthful?”
 “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”

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~  McDonald's is planning to open a restaurant every
day in China for the next four years. 
When kids get their Happy Meal toy, they're like,
'Cool! I made this.'

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~  My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good
website about the place to buy the best sausages.
 I sent him a couple of links.

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~  When asked why Iowans put up with the crowds and
chaos that occur every four years during the Republican
Presidentual Straw Poll, an elderly farmer explained...
"In Iowa, we grow 20% of the nations corn.
Every four years, we invite the Republicans in to speak.
It cuts down on the fertilizer costs..."

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~  It's normal for kids to play 'doctor.'
Start worrying if you find them playing 'airport security.'

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*  A college student challenged a senior citizen,
saying it was impossible for their generation to
understand his.
You grew up in a different world, the student said.
Today we have television, jet planes, space travel,
nuclear energy, computers.....
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany,
the geezer said, You're right.

We didn't have those
things when we were young; so we invented them!"

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* My obese friend drove himself to the hospital
last night when he started getting pains in his chest.
Halfway there, he took a turn for the worst.
Straight into a McDonalds drive-through.

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*   My wife and I were visiting her 95-year-old
grandfather when he asked us to take him to buy a new
hat.
My wife took me aside. “I’m worried that he doesn’t
have enough money, and he’ll be very embarrassed,”
she said.
 So I asked the salesperson to tell my wife’s grandfather
that whichever hat he chose cost $15.
I would pay the difference.
Grandpa picked out a hat and was charged $15.
 After he left, I paid the other $45 of the price.
Later Grandpa said, “What a bargain!
The last one I bought there cost me $60.”

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Today's Thought:

Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Rae's Trivia.....

The Boeing 767 aircraft is a collection of 3.1 million
parts from 800 different suppliers around the world:
fuselage parts from Japan, center wing section from
Southern California, and flaps from Italy.