Todays weather; Partly sunny.
A slight chance of showers in the morning...
then a chance of showers and
thunderstorms in the afternoon.
Highs in the lower 90s.
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Can't you just smell the Bacon cooking?
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None for you, bad boy......
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I guess you're not scared of the dog....
Must be a small one.....
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Something don't look right........
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Pre cleaner dishwasher......
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I know....it's bad......
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Oh, my....you didn't!!
There goes my collection.....
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You look like myth busters.....
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Oh, no....stay away fron his daughter.....
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Nice book for kids to read.....??
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Well, I gotta go.....
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* Pete believes in avoiding doctors and hospitals at all
cost, had to have emergency surgery for an inflamed
appendix.
In pain, but still protesting the whole idea of an operation,
he muttered, "When God gave man an appendix, there
must have been a reason for putting it there."
"Oh, there was," said the surgeon.
"God gave you that appendix so I could put my children
through college."
cost, had to have emergency surgery for an inflamed
appendix.
In pain, but still protesting the whole idea of an operation,
he muttered, "When God gave man an appendix, there
must have been a reason for putting it there."
"Oh, there was," said the surgeon.
"God gave you that appendix so I could put my children
through college."
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* Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay?
I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit",
and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from
owning Obama, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of
Congress.
I put in a $7 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit",
and now it seems I'm only nineteen minutes away from
owning Obama, his entire Cabinet, and both houses of
Congress.
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* A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet
her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos,
his piercings.
Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to
be a very nice boy."
"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter.
"If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of
community service?"
* A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet
her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos,
his piercings.
Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to
be a very nice boy."
"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter.
"If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of
community service?"
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* Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
* Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
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* My mother in law loves Antiques Roadshow...
So I took her when they were in town.
Turns out she isn't worth much.
So I took her when they were in town.
Turns out she isn't worth much.
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* A Scottish boy named Angus decided he would move
to America.
He found a cheap apartment and settled in.
About a week later his mom called and asked how
things were going.
He says, Well, I like it here but there sure are some
strange people living in the other apartments.
One lady just cries all day long, another one just lays on
her floor above me and moans, and the guy beside me
bangs his head on the wall all night!!
His mom says, Angus don't you be having anything to
do with those strange people!
He says, don't worry mom, I just stay in my room and
practice my bagpipes!!
to America.
He found a cheap apartment and settled in.
About a week later his mom called and asked how
things were going.
He says, Well, I like it here but there sure are some
strange people living in the other apartments.
One lady just cries all day long, another one just lays on
her floor above me and moans, and the guy beside me
bangs his head on the wall all night!!
His mom says, Angus don't you be having anything to
do with those strange people!
He says, don't worry mom, I just stay in my room and
practice my bagpipes!!
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* A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils
on the first day of school.
She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your
Daddy do?"
The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."
on the first day of school.
She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your
Daddy do?"
The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."
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* A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to
make amends and calls home.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the
irritated husband says, "What took you so long to
answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor.
"Getting a second opinion!
breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to
make amends and calls home.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the
irritated husband says, "What took you so long to
answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor.
"Getting a second opinion!
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* I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's
for dinner one evening for a "guy night".
As we were eating our hamburgers, Jacob asked
"Daddy, what are these little things on the hamburger buns?"
I responded that they were tiny seeds and were ok to
eat.
He was quiet for a couple of minutes and I could tell he
was in deep thought.
Finally, Jacob looked up and said, "Dad, if we go home
and plant these seeds in our backyard, we will have
enough hamburgers to last forever."
for dinner one evening for a "guy night".
As we were eating our hamburgers, Jacob asked
"Daddy, what are these little things on the hamburger buns?"
I responded that they were tiny seeds and were ok to
eat.
He was quiet for a couple of minutes and I could tell he
was in deep thought.
Finally, Jacob looked up and said, "Dad, if we go home
and plant these seeds in our backyard, we will have
enough hamburgers to last forever."
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* At the busy dental office where I work, one patient
was always late.
Once when I called to confirm an appointment, he said,
"I'll be about 15 minutes late.
That won't be a problem, will it?"
"No," I told him.
"We just won't have time to give you an anaesthetic."
He arrived early.
was always late.
Once when I called to confirm an appointment, he said,
"I'll be about 15 minutes late.
That won't be a problem, will it?"
"No," I told him.
"We just won't have time to give you an anaesthetic."
He arrived early.
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Todays Thought;
The income tax has made more liars out of the
American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
OR
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom."
- Thomas Jefferson
- Thomas Jefferson
Rae's Trivia.....
Gene Barry was the first choice for the role of accused
murderer Dr. Richard Kimble in the 1960s TV drama
"The Fugitive", but turned it down.
He later starred in Burke’s Law, which ran from 1963 to
1966 and was revived in 1993.
David Janssen was selected to play Dr. Kimble, and
The Fugitive ran for four strong seasons....
murderer Dr. Richard Kimble in the 1960s TV drama
"The Fugitive", but turned it down.
He later starred in Burke’s Law, which ran from 1963 to
1966 and was revived in 1993.
David Janssen was selected to play Dr. Kimble, and
The Fugitive ran for four strong seasons....
1 comment:
I wonder how many actors regret turning down some of the roles they do especially if the series turns out to be a hit.
Rae x
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