Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, This morning....
All I'm going to say....It's Hot!!
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Hamburger on the hoof, next door....

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AS Hot as it is, you need warm buns??

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I'm afraid you can cook an egg on the roof today.....

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Blackie's cool.....

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No, not finished yet....

Petewete will be mad if I don't get the blog out...

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So that's why the cushions are alwas messed up...

Watch out, Petewete will sit on you.....

then owwwwww.

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Stop eating my brushes...are you that hungry??

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Another dead beat, wino??

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Wow, that's a biggie...

Want to go swimming there??

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Time to go, My bus is here.....

Cool bus.....

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*  I have studied many philosophers and many cats. 
The wisdom of cats is superior.

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*  Hollywood:  a dreary industrial town controlled by
hoodlums of enormous wealth...

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*  My husband Joe, is a police officer in a small town. 
He receives many phone calls at home about his work
and decided to get an answering machine to screen
them, especially the threatening or harassing ones.
 This is the greeting he prepared: 
"You have have reached the home of a police officer. 
You have the right to remain silent. 
If you wish to give up this right, leave your message
after the beep. 
Anything you say can, and probably will, be held against
you."
 The phone calls became much friendlier.

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*  During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner
was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and
had trouble controlling her tears. 
Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation.
" I apologize for crying so much. 
I'm usually not such a big boob."
 The bishop rose to close the session and remarked,
"That's okay.  We like big boobs."

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*  I went to a McDonalds in a really rough
neighborhood yesterday..........
They didn't even serve Happy-meals...

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*  A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who
was called as a witness.
The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any
cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
 "No, sir," answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?" asked the attorney.
"No, sir." "Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh, excuse me, sir," the witness said, "but we are still
talking about drugs, right?"

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*  The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered
the bad news: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's just no
easy way to say this: prepare to be a widow.
Your husband will die a violent, horrible death within
the year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths, composed herself and
asked, "Will I get away with it?"

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*  If Tarzan and Jane were Italian,what would
 Cheetah be?
The least hairy of the three.

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*  As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap.
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for
Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for
a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you read my bloody
E-mail?"

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*  The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds
a natural history lesson.
"Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food
 five times their own weight.
What do you conclude from that?"
 One child was ready with the answer:
"They don't have a union."

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Pete's Thought for today......

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the
same religion. -Voltaire

Rae's trivia.....

 The female Adelie penguin, desperate to obtain the
stones she uses to build her nest, visits the nest of a
bachelor Adelie, goes through the entire courtship
routine, and mates with him.
But once the two have had sex, the female collects the
stones she came for as a sort of payment, and waddles
back home to her actual mate, who’s been keeping the
nest nice and warm for her return!
She then stays with him for the rest of her life.
Sometimes, especially cunning females engage in the
courtship ritual, minus the mating part, grab the rocks,
and dash home.
 Luckily, the males of this species, unlike humans,
do not seem to bear a grudge.