Going to be in the upper 80's today....
But gonna be a hot Holiday weekend....
I hope the blog gets posted...this is the
second try this morning....
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Yeah...Happy Holiday....Carol and Vera and all the
Neighbors to the north....
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Pancakes this morning??
The links will be done in a minute.....
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Yeah, you look serious, alright....
Just watch out for them Bird attacks....
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I hope its a sweet one.......
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Said he caught two but the cats snatched them....
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My Hummingbird feeders are really busy.......
Little buggers eat to much......
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Yeah, your full of fish that Sea gill caught..
Now your happy.....
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Want you looking good for Dinner....
We always dress up for dinner.....
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"Pete". want to hire a good Chef for the 4Th cook out?
he's available.....
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Afro wall??
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Well, gotta go...my Limo's here.....
see you later...
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* Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right
next to each other?
They are seperated by a big chain-link fence.
Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a
little out of hand.
God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence
completely smashed by the wild partiers.
He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan,
you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed.
The next day God noticed that the devil had completely
rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven
than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God.
"You have to take that fence down and put it back
where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan.
"Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
next to each other?
They are seperated by a big chain-link fence.
Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a
little out of hand.
God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence
completely smashed by the wild partiers.
He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan,
you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed.
The next day God noticed that the devil had completely
rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven
than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God.
"You have to take that fence down and put it back
where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan.
"Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
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* Bob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the
paper after breakfast.
He came across an article about a beautiful actress who
was about to marry a football player known for his lack
of IQ.
He turned to his wife and said, "I'll never understand
why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
She replied, "Why, thank you, Dear!"
paper after breakfast.
He came across an article about a beautiful actress who
was about to marry a football player known for his lack
of IQ.
He turned to his wife and said, "I'll never understand
why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
She replied, "Why, thank you, Dear!"
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* a Mexican goes to the grocery store to pick up
toilet paper.
He sees a package that reads "each roll = 1000 sheets."
Thinking this is a good deal, he purchases the toilet
paper and goes home.
A week later he returns to the store, cardboard toilet
paper roll in hand, and demands to speak with the
manager.
The manager comes out and asks the Mexican,
"what seems to be the problem?"
The Mexican says "Thees roll says eet is good for 1000
sheets, but I only take 10 sheets this week and the roll
is already gone!"
toilet paper.
He sees a package that reads "each roll = 1000 sheets."
Thinking this is a good deal, he purchases the toilet
paper and goes home.
A week later he returns to the store, cardboard toilet
paper roll in hand, and demands to speak with the
manager.
The manager comes out and asks the Mexican,
"what seems to be the problem?"
The Mexican says "Thees roll says eet is good for 1000
sheets, but I only take 10 sheets this week and the roll
is already gone!"
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* Finding one of her students making faces at others
on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently
reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Little Johnny, when
I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces,
it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith,
you can’t say you weren’t warned."
* Finding one of her students making faces at others
on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently
reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Little Johnny, when
I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces,
it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith,
you can’t say you weren’t warned."
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* Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
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* A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a
friend.
"It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,"
the friend observed. "
But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit
Colorado?"
"Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans
because, uh..."
His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Pete!"
He feel silent, and she continued,
"You know, it's just ridiculous.
Pete simply will NOT ask for directions."
friend.
"It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,"
the friend observed. "
But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit
Colorado?"
"Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans
because, uh..."
His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Pete!"
He feel silent, and she continued,
"You know, it's just ridiculous.
Pete simply will NOT ask for directions."
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* Rednecks are like Americas pit bulls.
They should just sedate those people, drop em off in
Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,
Dude, just go do everything you ever dreamed of doing.
Just go crazy.
Have one of your friends play the banjo -- itll scare the
hell out of them.
They should just sedate those people, drop em off in
Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,
Dude, just go do everything you ever dreamed of doing.
Just go crazy.
Have one of your friends play the banjo -- itll scare the
hell out of them.
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* A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I
won Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take my half of the money & leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now pack your chit and
get out!"
won Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take my half of the money & leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now pack your chit and
get out!"
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* I work at a department store where every night at
closing time one of our customer service representatives
reminds shoppers over the public-address system to
finish their shopping.
One evening, a woman who had recently worked at a
Kmart opened the announcement by saying.
"Attention Kmart shoppers..."
Quickly realizing her mistake, she tap-danced her way
out of trouble by adding......
"You are in the wrong store."
closing time one of our customer service representatives
reminds shoppers over the public-address system to
finish their shopping.
One evening, a woman who had recently worked at a
Kmart opened the announcement by saying.
"Attention Kmart shoppers..."
Quickly realizing her mistake, she tap-danced her way
out of trouble by adding......
"You are in the wrong store."
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* The sqeaky wheel may get the most oil,
but it's also the first to be replaced.
but it's also the first to be replaced.
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Todays Thought:
* Keep away from people who try to belittle your
ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great make
you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain
ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great make
you feel that you, too, can become great. - Mark Twain
Rae's Trivia......
Graham crackers were invented by Sylvester Graham in
1829.
Graham was farm-hand and a teacher who turned
Presbyterian minister due to poor health.
During his time as a minister, Graham developed a
unique system for maintaining health.
He recommended hard mattresses for sleeping;
keeping your bedroom windows open at all times for
fresh air; cold showers; loose clothing; consuming only
pure water; and exercising regularly.
Graham also promoted a type of coarse, unsifted wheat
flour, touting its high fiber content.
The main ingredient in Graham crackers is this type of
flour, which was eventually also named Graham flour,
after the minister.
Hence the name “Graham Crackers”.
1829.
Graham was farm-hand and a teacher who turned
Presbyterian minister due to poor health.
During his time as a minister, Graham developed a
unique system for maintaining health.
He recommended hard mattresses for sleeping;
keeping your bedroom windows open at all times for
fresh air; cold showers; loose clothing; consuming only
pure water; and exercising regularly.
Graham also promoted a type of coarse, unsifted wheat
flour, touting its high fiber content.
The main ingredient in Graham crackers is this type of
flour, which was eventually also named Graham flour,
after the minister.
Hence the name “Graham Crackers”.
1 comment:
LOL You must spend ages amassing all this. Turning warmer with us but very muggy still Could do with a good Tstorm to clear it. Still no summer weather as such I'll have to come visit you :-))))))
Rae x
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