79°F Partly cloudy today.. with temp.. 99ºF.
Humidity 88%
This is hard on my COPD, makes it hard to breathe..
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This was yesterdays Sunrise...
Humitidy so high all you see is fog and haze....
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Oh No, not that.......
Take a nap until it gets back....
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You wouldn't.....
You ain't right!!
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So thats who has been in my stuff.......
I ain't telling you chit......
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Shes got a long wait.....
Toaster not plugged in........
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And you thought she didn'y know nothing......
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Froggy has a hat...
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Now this looks weird.....
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Talk aboud weirdness.....
I wonder what would a sneeze do....
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Bubba,...you gotta make up your mind....
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Well, time to go......see you later...
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* Hey, Pete, How about this quote;
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse
kicking contest. - Rowan Atkinson
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse
kicking contest. - Rowan Atkinson
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* Sol strictly observed Jewish dietary laws.
But one day he went to a restaurant by himself and
noticed roast pig on the menu. J
ust once, I'd like to try it, he thought, and placed his
order.
The pig was brought to his table with an apple in its
mouth.
Just then, Sol looked up, and there was a member of
his synagogue staring at him.
"I ordered a baked apple," said Sol.
"who knew how they'd serve it?"
But one day he went to a restaurant by himself and
noticed roast pig on the menu. J
ust once, I'd like to try it, he thought, and placed his
order.
The pig was brought to his table with an apple in its
mouth.
Just then, Sol looked up, and there was a member of
his synagogue staring at him.
"I ordered a baked apple," said Sol.
"who knew how they'd serve it?"
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* Went to my doctor with a sore back.
He said I was suffering with Quasimodos disease.
I asked him why?
He said.. oh just a little hunch
He said I was suffering with Quasimodos disease.
I asked him why?
He said.. oh just a little hunch
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* While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives
know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's
favourite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right
here.
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives
know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's
favourite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right
here.
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* According to the Internet:
Students in a university English 101 class were asked
to write a concise essay containing four elements:
religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The only A+ in the class read:
"My God, said the Queen, I'm pregnant, I wonder who
did it?"
Students in a university English 101 class were asked
to write a concise essay containing four elements:
religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The only A+ in the class read:
"My God, said the Queen, I'm pregnant, I wonder who
did it?"
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* I am full-figured, and when I dine in restaurants,
I often find the chairs too small and uncomfortable.
The last time I ate out, I filled in a comment card,
saying that while the food and service were wonderful,
the chairs did not accommodate anyone over a size 14.
Several weeks later I received a note of apology, and a
coupon for a free dessert.
I often find the chairs too small and uncomfortable.
The last time I ate out, I filled in a comment card,
saying that while the food and service were wonderful,
the chairs did not accommodate anyone over a size 14.
Several weeks later I received a note of apology, and a
coupon for a free dessert.
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* It takes strength of mind to throw out shoes that look
terrible but feel good.
terrible but feel good.
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* We are constantly having to spell and pronounce our
family name, Knierim, for other people.
My husband once went to the airport to claim a bag
which had been left behind the day before.
Having found the bag, he went to the agent to claim it
and then introducing himself, asked if he needed to
show identification.
The agent looked at the tag, then at my husband and
said, "If you can pronounce that name,
I guess it must be yours."
family name, Knierim, for other people.
My husband once went to the airport to claim a bag
which had been left behind the day before.
Having found the bag, he went to the agent to claim it
and then introducing himself, asked if he needed to
show identification.
The agent looked at the tag, then at my husband and
said, "If you can pronounce that name,
I guess it must be yours."
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* Men don't care what's on TV.
They only care what else is on TV.
They only care what else is on TV.
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* On Saturday night I was out for a few drinks with
some friends and had way too many brandies and
shooters, knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I've never done before.
I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident which was a
real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before!
some friends and had way too many brandies and
shooters, knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I've never done before.
I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident which was a
real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before!
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Pete's Thought for the day....
There are many ways of breaking a heart.
Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really
broke a heart was taking away its dream -
whatever that dream might be. - Pearl S. Buck
Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really
broke a heart was taking away its dream -
whatever that dream might be. - Pearl S. Buck
Rae's Trivia.....
Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique
fingerprints.
Koala prints cannot be distinguished from human
fingerprints.
Luckily, few koalas pursue a life of crime.
fingerprints.
Koala prints cannot be distinguished from human
fingerprints.
Luckily, few koalas pursue a life of crime.
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