# 1350

75°F now and clear...Humidity 94% Partly cloudy and 95ºF today.... All this to say...Hot and Muggy... ☼

How about some ice cream??

That will help cool you off.....

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After some eggs.....for breakfast...

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Yep, run across one every so often......

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Looks like he'a go alot on his mind.....

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Damn, Dog...you got a mean one there....

Watch out for the claws on the nose......

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Get back here! You haven't finished cutting the grass yet...

Cat's getting lazier every day.....

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Is that what happened??

Or too many drinks?......

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So that's Why.......

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So that's why I haven't seen any around here.....

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Damn, but awhile since I saw these guys.....

Now, I'm a believer....

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Yep, ENO... that's what they are.....

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Well, my bus is here, so I must go...

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*  Politics: The conduct of public affairs for private
advantage...( Congress ia very good at this...)

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*  Drove thru at the bank the other day...
 When I got to the window the lady said 'sorry bout your
wait', I said me too but I just can't find a diet that work's
for me....

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*  If you think that women are truely the weaker sex.....
Try pulling the blanket back to your side ....

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*  An old nun who was living in a convent next to a
construction site noticed the coarse language of the
workers and decided to spend some time with them to
correct their ways.
 She decided she would take her lunch sit with the
workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to
the spot where the men were eating.
She walked up to the group and with a big smile said
"Do you men know Jesus Christ?"
 They shook their heads and looked at each other.
One of the workers looked up into the steelwork and
yelled "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
 One of the steelworkers asked why.
The worker yelled "his wife is here with his lunch".

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*  "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
asked Gus to Pete, a co-worker at a security firm where
Gus was recently hired.
"A little." said Pete...... "What's wrong?"
"Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say
all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page,"
explained Gus.
"I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
"How did you load the sheet?" asked Pete.
"Well," explained Gus, "it's a pretty sensitive memo.
I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident,
so I folded it so that only the recipient would open it
and read it."

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*  Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at
well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel,
"see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a long look.
"As a matter of fact, I do."
'Damn' cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?
The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...
nope....yup....."

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*  When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who
cried was the doctor.
Never slap Chuck Norris.

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*  Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my clients case on
 the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
 Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has
$500 left."

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*  A jewelry store friend says he hopes to introduce a
new watch which will do an hour in fifty minutes. 
It is designed for modern living, and especially for
youngsters with music lessons to practice.

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*  Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older
generation and start criticizing the younger one.

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Pete's thought for today.......

The income tax has made more liars out of the
American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Rae's Trivia....

In old Siam (today’s Thailand), white elephants were so
rare that they were automatically the property of the
emperor.
To punish people, the emperor would give them a white
elephant, because while they had to care for it,
they were forbidden to ride or work it.
Hence, the modern term for something totally useless:
a white elephant...