Cloudy and in the 90's.... scattered showers...
Summer starts today....
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Farmer next door getting up his Hey.....
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Breakfast this morning....
Links and an egg in the cup....
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Yeah, I thought it is funny too....
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Oh, no...so thats were the hair is coming from....
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Not this time, Bubba!....
Them hoofs hurt.....
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Now thats kinda high don't you think??
And what is a "wrapers"??
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Good work out....
now clean it up........
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Now you've done it.....
He's a mean one......
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Nemo's not there, so get out the bowl.....
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Yep, I really like "ENO".....
He's a cool dude........
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Well, it's time for me to go.....
be careful.....no accidents.....
porn or otherwise......
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~ If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with
your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful
for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to
give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you,
when through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then, you are almost as good as your dog or your cat.
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with
your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful
for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to
give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you,
when through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then, you are almost as good as your dog or your cat.
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~ Saturday is the day to..... Honor Satur.
I don't know who Satur was but I think he had something
to do with lawnmowers.
I don't know who Satur was but I think he had something
to do with lawnmowers.
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~ A mother was reading a book about animals to her
3 year old daughter: Mother: 'What does the cow say?'
Child: 'Moooo!'
Mother: 'Great! What does the cat say?'
Child: 'Meow.'
Mother: 'Oh, you're so smart.
What does the frog say?'
And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at
her mother and replied, 'Bud.'
3 year old daughter: Mother: 'What does the cow say?'
Child: 'Moooo!'
Mother: 'Great! What does the cat say?'
Child: 'Meow.'
Mother: 'Oh, you're so smart.
What does the frog say?'
And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at
her mother and replied, 'Bud.'
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~ Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
… Because he felt crummy.
… Because he felt crummy.
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~ Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!!
He couldn't face defeet!!
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~ Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a vegetable
stand.
It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd.
I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn,
then opened the cashbox to pay.
Taped to the inside of the lid was this note:
"The dog can count."
stand.
It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd.
I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn,
then opened the cashbox to pay.
Taped to the inside of the lid was this note:
"The dog can count."
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~ Chuck Norris' body temperature is 98.6 degrees...
Celsius.
Celsius.
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~ When I took my school-age daughters to a lunch with
veterans, I told them to ask questions.
One of the men said he'd fought in the Korean War,
and the girls were so impressed that the eldest wanted
to know more: "Did you fight for the North or the South?"
veterans, I told them to ask questions.
One of the men said he'd fought in the Korean War,
and the girls were so impressed that the eldest wanted
to know more: "Did you fight for the North or the South?"
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~ What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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~ Elderly people are often much more romantic than
young people, and sometimes even more adventurous,
having begun to realize how many things they do not
know.
young people, and sometimes even more adventurous,
having begun to realize how many things they do not
know.
~ I arrived at the doctor's office where I work as a
receptionist to find a mystery man pacing up and down
holding a package.
As I got out of the car, he declared warmly,
"I have something for you."
I excitedly ripped open the bundle.
It was a urine sample.
receptionist to find a mystery man pacing up and down
holding a package.
As I got out of the car, he declared warmly,
"I have something for you."
I excitedly ripped open the bundle.
It was a urine sample.
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~ Peter O'Toole was once asked why he often wore two
watches at the same time.
"Life is too short," he replied, "to risk wasting precious
seconds glancing at the wrong wrist."
watches at the same time.
"Life is too short," he replied, "to risk wasting precious
seconds glancing at the wrong wrist."
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Todays Thought:
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,
dark side, and it holds the world together."
dark side, and it holds the world together."
Rae's Trivia.......
Don’t worry about feeling drained.
Vampire bats need only about two tablespoonfuls of
blood each day.
And the creature is able to extract its dinner in
approximately 20 minutes.
Vampire bats need only about two tablespoonfuls of
blood each day.
And the creature is able to extract its dinner in
approximately 20 minutes.
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