Today warm, tomorrow, Hot...
We'se gots a hot spell coming....
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Some Bacon gravy on biscuits, this morning??
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Or how about a 2 foot long hot dog,
with everything....and fries??
This is what Pete likes...
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Or may be some Sushi donuts??
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That even scared my coffee.....
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Okay...but I'm not going to guarantee...
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Damn, that was uncalled for.....
This is a family Blog......
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I said this is a family Blog.....
No gambling allowed...
Bubba...you got a problem......
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What can I say??....
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Are you hoggish??
You won't share??
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I'm not saying anything...
After all, this is a family Blog.......
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~~ "My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn't
need glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle."
need glasses.
Drinks right out of the bottle."
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~~ Overheard in a computer shop: Customer:
"I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my
computer?"
"I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my
computer?"
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~~ Rae: said the other day,
"I hate to make chocolate chip cookies?
It takes too long to peel the M&M's."
"I hate to make chocolate chip cookies?
It takes too long to peel the M&M's."
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~~ Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a
mime?
mime?
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~~ My wife had never been to a baseball game,
so I took her to see the Greene county Dogers one night.
Our seats were right behind the third-base line.
At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.
Miraculously, I managed to catch it on the fly.
As I sat down, breathless with excitement,
my wife turns to me and says... "That was nice!
How many of those do you get a game?"
so I took her to see the Greene county Dogers one night.
Our seats were right behind the third-base line.
At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.
Miraculously, I managed to catch it on the fly.
As I sat down, breathless with excitement,
my wife turns to me and says... "That was nice!
How many of those do you get a game?"
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~~ Skateboards have little wheels bolted underneath
with little nuts above.
with little nuts above.
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~~ At the school where I work, I'm the troubleshooter
for all the computers.
One day a colleague complained that hers was running
very slowly.
I had a look at it and noticed she had close to 200
items in her recycle bin.
"No wonder you're having trouble.
Don't you ever empty your trash?"
"Well, no," she replied, flustered.
"In our household, that's my husband's job."
for all the computers.
One day a colleague complained that hers was running
very slowly.
I had a look at it and noticed she had close to 200
items in her recycle bin.
"No wonder you're having trouble.
Don't you ever empty your trash?"
"Well, no," she replied, flustered.
"In our household, that's my husband's job."
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~~ Strangest advice ever received....
Don't sneeze when you have diarrhea.
Don't sneeze when you have diarrhea.
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~~ During the American invasion of Panama in 1989,
troops blasted AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" in order to
drive Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega from the
Vatican embassy where he had taken refuge
(a tactic also used by the FBI).
Some time later, AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson was
asked what he thought about the use of AC/DC's music
for "psychological torture".
"I guess now," he replied with a sarcastic shrug,
"we won't get to play for the pope."
troops blasted AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" in order to
drive Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega from the
Vatican embassy where he had taken refuge
(a tactic also used by the FBI).
Some time later, AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson was
asked what he thought about the use of AC/DC's music
for "psychological torture".
"I guess now," he replied with a sarcastic shrug,
"we won't get to play for the pope."
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Todays Thought:
Greene county Diplomacy...is the ability to tell a man
to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
Rae's Trivia......
Of all cheese customs, one of the more unusual was
that of the "groaning cheese."
Years ago in Europe, a prospective father would nibble
on a huge chunk of cheese while awaiting the home
birth of his child.
Instead of pacing outside the bedroom door, the father
would eat from the center of the cheese until a large
hole had been gnawed out.
Later, his newborn infant was ceremoniously passed
through the hole.
that of the "groaning cheese."
Years ago in Europe, a prospective father would nibble
on a huge chunk of cheese while awaiting the home
birth of his child.
Instead of pacing outside the bedroom door, the father
would eat from the center of the cheese until a large
hole had been gnawed out.
Later, his newborn infant was ceremoniously passed
through the hole.
1 comment:
Now you know why I don't bake choc chip cookies and always want yours LOL Fascinating piece about the cheese
Rae x
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