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Good morning, Friends...
Started out cloudy, and rainy...but cleared up,
and turned out very good. kinda windy though....
We're gonna have a geat weekend... no rain..
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 Yesterdays sunrise....
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Ready to eat this morning??

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I don't think that's gonna do it.....

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Gotta take "Petoona" for a drive......

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Mean lookin bunch.....

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On a diet....are ya??

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Then why don't you do the blog??

Then maybe I can go back to bed.....

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I don't know... I think someones been playing around..

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Now thats cool...

Dumb, but cool.....

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I see someones fixed his gear shift.....

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Yeah...I cought the teenage cats, sneakin a smoke..

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Well, time to go.... My rides here.....

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~~  CREATE YOUR OWN STIMULUS BILL........
JUST GO TO YOUR LOCAL BANK AND ASK FOR AN OBAMA
REINVESTMENT LOAN FOR 200,000 DOLLARS.
USE THAT MONEY TO PAY OFF YOUR $24,000 CREDIT
CARD BILL, BUY A NEW BMW, NEW 60 IN. LCD TV ,
NEW HOUSE, ETC......
 THE COOL PART ABOUT THIS LOAN IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PAY A SINGLE PENNY BACK TO THE BANK.
YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN WILL START
PAYING BACK THAT LOAN WHEN THEY BEGIN WORKING ,
EXCEPT BY THAT TIME THEY WILL OWE 1.2MILLION
DOLLARS.
DON'T WORRY YOUR KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND..

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~~  My wife's an earth sign.
I'm a water sign.
Together we make mud.

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~~  I did something last night I haven't done in years;
I got really hammered.
Knowing I was wasted, I did something else I've never
done before: I took the bus home.
I arrived safe and sound, which is surprising,
since I've never driven one before!

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~~  I visited a bomb making factory today but the people
there got very angry when I called it that.
They said they preferred the word 'mosque.'

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~~  There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby
mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said,
"Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said,
"Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't
because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

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~~  At a commuter train station a policeman noticed a
woman driver bowed over the steering wheel of her car.
"Is there anything wrong?" said the policeman.
Half crying and half laughing the woman responded,
"For ten years I have driven my husband to the station
to catch his train..... This morning I forgot him!"

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~~  A woman in Brazil is considering suing a zoo after a
monkey threw a rock at her and hit her in the head.
She wants to sue the zoo.
I think she is pretty serious too.
In fact, she went right into the reptile house and hired
a lawyer.

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~~  The police came to my front door the other night
holding a picture of my wife.
The Constable said “Is this your wife sir?”
Shocked I answered “Yes”
They said “We’re afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus”.
I said “I know, but she has a lovely personality & she’s
good with the kids”.

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~~  A man falls down a flight of stairs and Pete
rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?"
"No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"
 

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 ~~  One of my friends, a musician, is always upbeat.
Nothing gets her down.
 But when she developed ringing in one ear,
I was concerned it might overwhelm even her.
When I asked if her condition was especially annoying to
a musician, she shook her head.
"Not really," she said cheerfully.
"The ringing sound is in the key of B flat, so I use it to
tune my cello a half-tone lower."

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~~  A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an
illustration of a police car with lights flashing, reads ;
"If you drink and drive, we'll provide the chasers."

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~~  A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his
head.
The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"

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Todays Thought: He who believes in freedom of the will has never loved
and never hated.

Rae's Trivia... After mating, the male Surinam Toad affixes the female's
eggs to her back, where her spongy flesh will swell and
envelope them.
When the froglets hatch, they leave behind holes in their
mother's flesh that they will remain sheltered in until
large enough to fend for themselves.

and a bonus for friday.......

Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate
iquid from gas in their stomachs.

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