Good Morning.....
We're having a heat wave..
But I'm enjoying it.... In the 80's today....
Keep the cold up there....Carol!
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Sunrise yesterday.... not a cloud showing...
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Fish, for breakfast this morning...Petewete?
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No...but when you have too, you got no choice....
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Thats freaking him out....
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You are a funny, critter.....
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Oh-Oh going to the vet, are you??
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Oh, No....not that.....
Run- hide.....
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I know what you mean....
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He's got his Priorities right......
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I don't think the owner is to bright!!
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Okay, Okay I'm leaving......Don't push.....!!
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~~ My Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in the Dublin Brewery.
Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took three days to put out the fire.....
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~~ A very pregnant Irish gal was watching the St. Patrick's
Day Parade.
A big Irish cop comes over and says,
"Tis a pity the poor little bugger can't see the parade!"
The pregnant girl says, "Oh, thats ok, I left me panties off
so he can hear the music!"
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~~ Petewete hearing that his friend Gus had a stone
coffin made for himself, said to Gus:
"Faith, that's good, sure a stone coffin would last a man a
Life time!"
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~~ "I've heard yer wife's not keepin' well Pat."
"Yer right, she's awful sick."
"Is it dangerous do you think?"
"No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!"
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~~ An Irish woman was before a judge for assault on one
Patrick Gilhooly.
The judge said, "The bruise and black eye on this man
proves to me that you threw a brick at him."
"It proves more than that, your honor" said the woman,
"It proves I hit him."
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~~ An Irish sergeant in a volunteer corps, being unsure
whether he'd distributed rifles to all of the men, called out:
"All of ye that are without arms hold up your hands."
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~~ "I presume, Mrs Murphy, you carry a momento of some
kind in that locket of yours?"
"Indeed I do sir, it's a lock of my Sean's hair."
"But isn't your husband Sean still alive?"
"Yes sir, but his hair is all gone."
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~~ Conversation over dinner:
A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you
remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.
We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks,
"would he live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way
we want it.
I'm not going to get rid of my house..... I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house,"
the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000.
It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and
slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"
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~~ Q: What do you think of Flushing, NY?
A: I think it's a great idea.
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~~ Nearly 80% of children between the ages of 0 and 5
use the Internet on at least a weekly basis in the
United States, according to a new report.
Never one to miss a marketing opportunity,
Apple immediately announced the launch their new “iCrib.”
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~~ Is the reason most women don't like to admit they are
feminists because it reduces their chances of getting a date
with a chauvinist?
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Todays Thought: "Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable."
Rae's Trivia..... China invented ice cream, and Marco Polo is rumored to have taken the recipe (along with the recipe for noodles) back with him to Europe
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well mustsay Gus am Very jealous! Cool here not cold but still 80 awwwww ;(
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