Well, now we're getting spring weather....warm the rest of the week...
My 2 weeks in Florida made me want more warm weather....
It was cold and rainy here..there I was walking on the beach
bare footed....even waded in the ocean.....WOW!.....
Thanks "Witchy"........
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Hungry yet, Petewete??
I could wrap my lips around this.....
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No...no wine with breakfast....You a winehead??
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What have you been eating??
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Whoa, something don't look right.......!!
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Have you been in the ants Stash??
You an't right!!
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Okay--Okay, I'm sorry......
Damn, you look mean.....
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Glad you can help us out!!
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Need a job??
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Eano is a hard man....
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Well.... Time to leave.....See ya tomorrow....
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~~ Scientists say bedbugs are becoming resistant to pesticides.
What's really impressive about them getting stronger is the fact that they accomplished this without even getting out of bed.☼
~~ Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant,
my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a
45-minute wait for a table.
"Young man, we're both 90 years old," he told the maitre d'.
"We may not have 45 minutes."
They were seated immediately.
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~~ The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit
charity.
Vehicles were classified as either "Running" or "No Start."
On the block was a No Starter.
It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires,
a sagging front bumper, a cockeyed grille, a hood that was
sprung up at an angle, and dings and dents all over the body.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced
the car's year, make and model, and then read the owner's
comments: "Please note—the radio does not work."
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~~ Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child,
I finally decided to do it in my late twenties.
My boyfriend, David, offered to teach me, and we headed to
the park for my first lesson.
He held on to the seat as I wobbled down a path.
My self-consciousness was just beginning to disappear
when I saw a father, teaching his little daughter to ride a
bike, approaching.
As we passed, I was mortified when David said to the dad,
"They grow up so fast, don't they?"
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~~ A Dubliner proposes to his girlfriend on Saint Patrick’s
Day and gives her a ring with a synthetic diamond.
"You cheap bum!" she yells. "This isn’t even real."
"I know," he says.
"But in honor of Saint Patrick, I thought I’d buy you a
sham-rock."
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~~ Scientists say Japan moved 13 feet closer to the
United States.
Does this mean airline flights will be cheaper,
since the distance is closer?
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~~ Early space flights were so short (as little as 15 minutes)
that astronauts could usually wait until they had returned to
Earth before using the bathroom.
(On later Mercury flights, astronauts were outfitted with
urination bags and dealt with the problem #2 by adopting
a "low-residue" diet three days before every mission.)
In July 1961, however, Gus Grissom, perhaps anticipating
an excretory emergency, demanded that NASA flight
surgeon Bill Douglas find a solution before his next mission.
Douglas, with no time to spare and Grissom breathing down
his neck, sent a nurse into town to find a ready-made absorbent
undergarment.
She returned some time later and, on July 21, 1961,
Grissom became the first (and only) astronaut in history to
blast into space... wearing a woman's panty girdle.
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~~ You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person
in a hug.
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~~ Petewete gives himself bubble baths by eating beans
for dinner.
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~~ The average human body contains enough: iron to make
a three inch nail, sulfur to kill all fleas on an average dog,
carbon to make 900 pencils, potassium to fire a toy cannon,
fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make 8 match
heads, and water to fill a ten gallon tank.
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~~ Pat said....
Halfway through a romantic dinner, my husband smiled
and said, "You look so beautiful under these lights."
I was falling in love all over again when he added,
"We gotta get some of these lights."
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Todays thought; Wise men talk because they have something to say.
Fools talk because they have to say something. Plato
Rae's Trivia..... All the U.S. coins and bills in general circulation today have a total worth of about $829 billion. Two-thirds of that cash is held overseas.
Don't cry....I'll be back tomorrow...
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