Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors....
Going to be a nice, St. Paddy's Day...In the 70º's today....
Friday, calling for 80's....80's Petewete!!  You'll like that....
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Easy on the green beer......Bubba...

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Wow...That looks good....

Makes my breakfast look bland....

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Some Chocolate Mousse??

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Is that a redneck mixer??

Oh...It's just a Gus 12v mixer...

Don't you wish you had a great tool,

like this....Petewete??

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I don't think you have humor in your soul....

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Now this is funny!!

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You've been in the green beer??

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Because your eyes look weird....

Just don't get in that green beer.....

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Petewete, wanna buy a nice sturdy house??

Cheap.....

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Lurch said I better leave...

So, I'll see you tomorrow...

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~~ Irish Saying.......

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

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~~ At a local natural gas utility, written orders are issued to
change meters when they are old or malfunctioning.
On the order sheet is a small "remarks" section, where the
service representative notes any problems that prevented
the job from being completed.
The most succinct explanation ever to come back was:
"DOG DOES NOT WANT METER CHANGED.
HE LIKES THE ONE THERE NOW."

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~~ Witchy woke up feeling as if a building had fallen on
her.
She ached all over; her vision was blurry; her mouth felt like
the Sahara; her head felt as if it were being used for a
basketball -- boing, boing, boing!
"Oh, no," she thought, "I'm getting the flu!"
She struggled to get dressed and succeeded in driving
herself to the nearby walk-in clinic.
"Can you help me, doctor?
I feel really sick, nauseous, and ready to die!"
"Hmmm," mused the doctor after she finished a thorough
examination.
"What did you eat yesterday?"
"Well, for breakfast," she said, "I had just an apple and a
waffle heated in the microwave.
For lunch I had a spinach salad, and for dinner,
I had a soyburger and French fries."
"That doesn't seem to be anything that would cause this
distress," said the doctor.
"What else did you have yesterday?"
"I did go out with my boyfriend, and we had two bottles of
wine to celebrate his finding a job."
"Well," said the doctor,
"I suspect you have Steinbeck Syndrome."
"What's that?" asked Marsha..... "Is it serious?"
"No," said the doctor....... "Just the Wrath of Grapes."

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~~ What do u get if u cross a pirate and a robot?
AAAARRRR-2-D-2

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~~ If a cowboy rode into town on Friday and left three days
later on Friday.
How the heck did it happen?
Answer: The horse's name is Friday

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~~ Paddy goes into a shoe shop..
Can i have a pair of those shoes inthe window..?
You mean the shoes made out of turtle shell..?
What size she says....
7 says paddy, don't wrap em.. i'll put them on now..
It took him 4 hours to walk out of the shop.

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~~ Petewete said; This girl came up to me today and said
she recognised me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.

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~~ A 3-year-old who received hospital treatment has been
called Britain’s “youngest alcoholic” by the National Health
Service.
The parents insist they aren’t at fault, pointing out that as
soon as the toddler started picking up drinking,
they imposed a strict “only beer and no hard liquor before
noon” rule, but the child simply refused to obey.

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~~ A man died trying to catch a thief who took a tip jar
from a Starbucks in Missouri.
Shocking isn't it?
After paying their Starbucks bill, people have money left to
tip.

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~~ I went to the cardiologist after experiencing symptoms
of a heart attack.
"I had taken our cat to the vet," I told the nurse,
"and while I was there, my chest got tight, and I had trouble
breathing.
Later, my left arm began aching."
The nurse was clearly concerned.
"So," she asked, "how was the cat?"

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~~ "Vampires have their stakes and werewolves have their
silver bullets, but there is nothing man has yet devised that
can kill a government program."
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Todays Thought:  There's an old saying that still goes a long way... "When you're the smartest man in the room, it's time to leave." 


Rae's Trivia..... Which blood type is the most rare?        Type O is the most common blood type in the world.     Type AB is the rarest.     There is also a subtype called A-H, but to date, only three people ithe world are known to have it.







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